They lost the plastic key that opens the tp holder?

For comparison, Peter Dinklage is 135cm, Joe C (hype man for Kid Rock) was 114cm, and Verne Troyer was 81cm.

No oil? No tacos? No point…

Out of tacos

There are two things in this world I can’t stand: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch.

• Nigel Powers

I totally didn’t see this somewhere and start writing it on the walls in middle school:

Those who write on shithouse walls

Roll their turds into little balls

Those who read these words of wit

Eat those little balls of shit

Erm, would someone mind explaining the joke for those of us who don’t read music?

“You wouldn’t download a car, would you?”

“Nah, I’m too busy downloading cum.”

What the fuck are you talking about? The Chinaman is not the issue here, Dude! I’m talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you do not. Also, Dude, “Chinaman” is not the preferred nomenclature. “Asian-American” please.

• Walter Sobchak

I never had a Fark account but I remember following them religiously. I remember something about them crowdfunding an arena name for a day about an unsolicited finger in the ass.

Apparently he likes them young. Younger than Leo Dicaprio does but older than what Jared from Subway prefers.

Any idea what the other major destinations were beyond Lemmy?

Apparently is a real strip club in Atlanta

What if the bird is from Jacksonville or Athens instead of Palestine? I guess we’ll never know…

I’m guessing by this time next year it’s gone.

Do you look back on any aspects of it nostalgically?

I miss having a socially acceptable excuse to hang out at home and not have to spend all my spare time out & about.

I miss having a full workday where I could complete all my actual work in an hour and spend the remaining seven hours playing video games while being available through Teams & email should something arise.

I miss being able to wake up at 755, chug a diet dr pepper, and still get to work on time.

I miss being able to spend the workday in flipflops and boxers, and only putting on a shirt if I had a video call.

I don’t miss all the death & misery & related bullshit, but those are the things that I do miss.

Seeing things that look this delicious makes me regret being diabetic

In some order:

Laundry, grocery shopping, clean up around the house a bit, play some video games, maybe buy some stuff online.