I wish I could see it just one more time.
There’s something endearing about a young person trying to look cool by being edgy, completely oblivious to the fact that everyone sees through their facade. When a middle aged man is still trying to look cool by being edgy it’s decidedly less endearing.
It’s literally a free money from dumb people machine that he bankrupted by using it as his personal piggy bank.
Now he’s turned the RNC into a free money from dumb people machine and he’s using it as his personal piggy bank.
I believe the answer is “oooooohhhhhaahhhhghhh”
If you still think Republicans will ever give a shit about anything Trump says or does, you should probably have a doctor look into whatever head injury is causing such delusions.
Jesus: Give your money to the poor, forgive sinners, pay unto Caesar what is due to Caesar.
Republicans: Hey! That brown skinned, middle eastern, Jewish hippie is saying a bunch of commie shit! Let’s crucify him!
Since when is Orban Trump’s favorite strongman? They each have one of Putin’s nuts in their mouths at all times.
Trump will just say he can stay at Mara Lago … since Trump owes him one
Alternatively, Rudy will live in a cardboard box since Trump has never been one to recognize when he owes people anything.
It’s easily the best option on this image. Nothing else even comes close in terms of visual clarity and simple aesthetics.
where are the safety chains?
“We don’t want the employees to be leaning too much”
-management
meant to keep the Speaker on a short leash while Matt Gaetz does… well… whatever he normally does when he has a human on a leash.
Matt Gaetz has no interest in doing to members of Congress what he normally does when he has a human on a leash. You have to be at least 25 to become a representative, that’s at least a decade too old for him.
When I’m in a ridiculous burger ordering contest and my opponent says “I’ll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.”
The weird part is absolutely “a lot of sand puppies biting this dude’s arms at the same time somehow turns them and him into an immortal worm.” With that context, “they stop being a worm by not biting him anymore” makes perfect sense.
Okay hot shot, what don’t you show us how quickly YOU can eat 87 SpongeBob stickers in an alley?
Okay, I got it to talk.
Tried it and it answered all my questions about US presidents… It did not feel like giving an answer for this question.
A few drinks deep is a good way to watch, in my opinion.
Well the carrot didn’t work, so it’s on to plan b
I don’t want any of those things