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“I’ve learned my lesson, judge.”
“It’s a trick. Get an axe.”
Hi there! I’m just a guy looking for a place to be and stuff.
“I’ve learned my lesson, judge.”
“It’s a trick. Get an axe.”
It’s a good example of how people’s morals vary greatly based on their present situation, rather than being some kind of deeply held, unchanging foundation. What people believe is good and bad is largely a function of where they happen to be at the moment.
I know this will date me, but that straight up looks like an “If They Mated” photo of David Coverdale and Tawny Kitaen.
Fork.
I get what you’re saying, but yuck
Imma head out.
Like the old Navy saying goes, “Jizz like a xenomorph bleeds.”
That’s some real fancy toilet paper!
You could make the argument that all his previous outrageous behaviors were desperate attempts to squeeze more money out of a business he didn’t understand. But this… this is unhinged. It’s so bafflingly pointless and dumb it’s become clear that what was once a reliable dopamine delivery system could, without warning or reason, just… disappear one day. Even the people who rely on Twitter like addicts are starting to come up with exit strategies.
“I can’t leave Twitter – all my followers are there.”
“I can’t leave Twitter – all the people I follow are there.”
…or surgeons who perform surgery in their free time.
I suspect surgeons doing surgery in their off hours wouldn’t be just weird, but also very creepy.
Apple’s support site has a few articles that you might find helpful. A good one to start with is “What’s it called on my Mac?” which matches Windows terminology with its comparable Mac version. Another one is “Mac tips for Windows switchers” which outlines the Mac OS way to perform common tasks. But if you poke around, you can find a bunch of interesting stuff to check out.
“What role did you get? How did you get it?”