Pilot: Mayday mayday mayday, we’ve had an engine out

Tower: Is it a full or partial engine out?

Pilot: Partially out of the cowling

To be fair, allowing felons to run for office means that a leader’s political enemies can’t be charged with phony crimes in order to prevent them from running for office. It’s a safeguard against authoritarianism.

I used to think there was no such thing as a stupid question. You have now changed my mind.

Not yet

Ignites lightsaber

“Liquidation” sounds like it’s just another way to say “sunken”