“MAGA turns on Joe Rogan”.

Fucking ewwww

I feel like this belongs here:mahna mahna

I carry a small stone cicada in mine.

The stripes add 10 horsepower.

Fuck off, bro. Give him to Dallas.

Is this strictly necessary?

I’m trying not to throw up into my dinner plate.

It’s still 99 cents at the grocery stores (here in Texas) but at a major convenience store chain, they actually have Arizona cans printed 1.59! Like…WTF!