Kamala: “I won’t raise the capital gains tax as much”

Shortly thereafter: "she’s good for the economy’

These rich fucks have us bent over the table. Any time one of them says something will be 'bad for the economy", interpret it as a threat and it makes way more sense

MBA requirement for graduation

2027: Change your direct deposit to this routing number and account number

Because they are Numenorean and unfortunately will long outlive her.

Hi hi

We’re your plumber girls (uh huh)

And have we got news for you (you better listen!)

Get ready all you plumbing girls

And leave that poop knife at home!

Toilet water rising

Confidence getting low (how low girl?)

According to my estimate

This shit’s gonna overflow

I haven’t watched the Olympics in a long time but I thought the experience was kinda shit, especially compared to ye olden days of it being on every channel. My experience was basically:

My wife: What’s the difference between “Women’s all around final” and “women’s all around final (TV)”?

Me: googling I think we want the “TV” one?

30 second ad

20 seconds of a commentator talking over a view of Paris

2 minutes of ads

15 minutes of the camera just looking at an empty apparatus while there’s clearly other stuff going on in the background

2 minutes ads

30 seconds commentators discussing the event

2 minutes ads

Ok they actually fucking start, finally

Someone does something, 2 second MICRO AD??? This is a thing now apparently? Randomly throughout there’s these insanely short ads that are super jarring

Zoom in on Simone Biles face

Watch someone do a warmup on vault

Simone itches her nose

We can clearly hear other competitors doing things in the background, but Simone is looking to the right, so let’s focus on that

2 minutes ads

Watch a competitor do uneven bars, neat

Back to Simone, she’s talking to Suni now, we can’t hear it, but it must be important

Literally can see people doing flips and shit in the background, but let’s watch Simone as she sits in this chair

2 minutes ads

BREAKING NEWS: Simone blinks

“What did that other girl get for a score? Did they show it?”

Attempt to rewind 30 seconds. Big mistake, 2 minutes ads

Simone does a vault

2 minutes ads

…

Like I love Simone Biles, I do. Obviously I want to see all of her events. But holy shit, I’m here to watch the Olympics, not the “Simone is waiting for her turn” show. Also it was like 90% ads, they didn’t even show some of the highest scoring performances (since they only showed like 3 other people besides Simone), and half the time didn’t even show the scores they received. It was just…pretty bleh.

Do you really think the librarians are pushing printed smut on the kiddos?

The latest instructions given to librarians from George Soros are to focus on turning kids trans by applying a special powder to the pages. Smut-pushing was voted down at the conference, but just barely, so it might come back next year. Stay tuned!

(/s, if that’s not apparent)

$3.50 for a McDouble, the item they used to replace the double cheeseburger on the dollar menu…

Huh. That is way cooler

Well here’s a story written in 2003 about exactly that, that I find myself thinking about more and more often

https://marshallbrain.com/manna1

Did the secret service allow this? In the TMZ video of the return fire, it looks like the sniper on the roof was already aiming at the shooter well before he shot. And only after he shot did the sniper take him out.

Maybe coincidence…but seeing this level of incompetence from the secret service makes this whole thing seem very very fishy.

Daddy Time, please.

IIRC that only blocks posts though, not comments :/

Who said Americans are evenly divided on it?

Found this one: https://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/rich-man-to-worker-careful-mate-that-foreigner-wants-your-cookie.jpg Basically the same idea as the Oreo one.

What do you get from a landlord owning housing as opposed to housing cooperatives? (This is the [only] question I want you to answer)

I have never before heard of a housing cooperative. Seems like a neat idea.

Not relevant, stop using billionaires as a shield.

I don’t understand what you mean by “using them as a shield”, and I assure you they are very relevant.

I say no to both.

And your plan for dealing with the people in the space station is…attacking your fellows on the ground?

like you

I am not, nor have I ever been, a landlord. My mother does rent out half her house now that her kids have moved out. She’s hoping to retire before 70, but I guess that makes her a “tyrant.”

Also, my mom does not oppose bettering social insurance. Or really anything. I can barely get her to vote. She just plays her cards as dealt.

But you know who does oppose social insurance, and who actually drafts the bills, and buys the politicians, and creates the propaganda? Blackrock Capital. Billionaires.

The class war is the only war. Stop the friendly fire.

Actually

it’s pronounced Trinitay

I’d order a Coyote Bao if I saw it on the menu

ZTetris for the TI-83, that was where it was at in high school

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Committee_to_End_Pay_Toilets_in_America

We call upon you once again

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