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wat
Did you even respond to the correct post??
I am an enigma wrapped in a burrito that is also wrapped in a fuzzy blanket
wat
Did you even respond to the correct post??
We call an ambulance we get fire dept first responders, then an ambulance if you need it. Never got the police, and we have done it many times with my father in law with heart issues.
… And I live in Tulsa
Right? I was all “Giant baby Nic Cage? wat”
I thought I was in programmer humor for a sec when I first saw the image, then I died a little bit
Great, now I need to play some peggle
Look, it’s not like you have to chop an onion.
egs
John F Kennedy International is an airport in New York City
I showed this to my wife and she cannot stop laughing
Yeah imma a just gonna say it.
Borderlands 2 esp the Mr Torgue DLC. The DLC is a slog, but Torgue had me losing my shit throughout it.
Snot bubbles
Over the past few years, to the traditional sounds of an English summer, the drone of lawnmowers, the smack of leather on willow, has been added a new noise…
I donate about 100 USD a year, give or take. I figured it’s worth it for as much as I use Wikipedia
Oh shit, I had forgotten about “He Gets Us”… Thanks, I guess
Liftoff gang represent!
I pray for calf cramps, those are easy to deal with. Chin? Fuck fuck fuck no