The oral history form, a la “Please Kill Me” and “Meet Me in the Bathroom” really suits this tale.

Sunn O))) or some really repetitive and droney black metal like Burzum’s Filosem

I agree, something like a verified product broadsheet that includes information about the product, but also provides information on where it is sourced and manufactured, who is doing the labor of production, where it can be serviced, how long its expected use… to provide the consumer fuller picture of utility.