Just straight up wrong fam. Them bitches get all crispy an shit when you cook em right and the seasoning can make even the most stubborn forget they’re eating something with “green” in the name.

This got some “broccoli is gross” vibes

Is it that time of year again where the internet cries and pretends that pumpkin spice doesn’t slap?

I think it was a combined, synchronized effort

They say 1 out of 10 people don’t even make it to the ground

It’s got - the juice.

Can confirm. I work on industrial equipment. Sometimes you just gotta hit it with a hammer.

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One of these companies is gonna do a cost analysis on how much they could be making in additional ad revenue and how much it would cost to equip all their TVs with 5g antennas and pay for the data.

Wait, so you got a projector to avoid the smart features of a tv, but the projector has the smart features anyways, you just don’t use them?

What was the point of getting a projector over a tv?

Do you have any links to these videos?

I’ve been no-lifing the game since launch and have yet to see any hackers…

It’s odd that I’ve only seen complaints about there being hackers in the game in the context of the anti-cheat. Nobody that I’ve played with or any of the people in my games have complained about hackers, yet every conversation involving the TPM/ secure boot bullshit (which I agree is ridiculous and invasive) involves multiple claims of hackers.

I almost begin to wonder if anecdotal experiences are being fabricated to push a narrative, but then I remember it’s impossible to lie on the internet.

It’s either this or a giant brand new home in a manicured gated community, there is no in between

I liked the part where they used this song in Osmosis Jones (not the rape part but still)

Care to elaborate? I’m not really seeing the parallels… I guess there’s a line between Invincible/ Omni-Man and Zuko/ Ozai, but the only similarity there I see is good kid stops bad dad, and their characters and motivations are pretty different.

My guess is some marketing intern over there saw this phrase on a shitty US flea market and was like, “that’s a great slogan!”

God damn, it really just takes a jump off a cliff. I was at least willing to read it to gain an understanding of their perspective, but once I got to the “the difference between men and women is wokeness” section it just completely derailed any chance of me finishing it. We’re actually fucked.

Yup yup yup. Former service employee. You yell in my face and complain to my boss, I’ll give you the bare minimum of what you’ll consider as “what you want” for you to shut the hell up. Come up and level with me, treat me like a person that you are asking for help, I’m gonna do literally everything I can to get you what you’re asking for and more.

The “standard bottle height”? You mean the height of the other bottle? Ain’t no standard, son. I used to open bottles that large with 30 tiny pills inside of them. Whatever bottle is cheapest to acquire en masse is that products’ standard. Now drown in plastic.

It took more time and effort to make the meme than it would have to make sure you weren’t gonna look like an idiot

Like you could’ve just typed “Chornobyl” into a search bar instead of the text box and avoided utter embarrassment

I had to stay up to push my sleep schedule back to catch an early flight. I didn’t know we were going back until it was about to be 2am (when I planned to go to sleep) and it was suddenly 1am. Normally I’m happy to get an extra hour of sleep but this time it meant having to wait an extra hour to sleep.