It seems like you wrote your comment thinking that the post was about the shooter, when it was about the person that got shot.

Bro has a mini fridge no keyboard

I was gonna ask if anyone else gotta love those Starbucks lovers.

Adorable. And sad.

Baby Godzilla playing with city building blocks

I’m gonna steal this ogre for an NPC.

My submission

I can confirm this. I’m not a wolf expert, or even seen that many wolves really, but I have a dog and I don’t think she’d wear a bonnet.

Reg, why’d you just stab yourself in the shoulder?

Ah cmon, ain’t ya ever seen a movie?

Well of course I’ve seen a movie, but what the hell are ya doing?

Every time the guy stabs himself in a movie, it’s right before he kicks the piss outta the guy he’s fightin’!

Well that don’t… when that happens, the guys gotta plan Reg, what the hell’s your plan?

I dunno, but I’m gonna find out!

I don’t know why seeing the word Milk 15 times in a row was so funny to me, but I wanted to let you know that I shid and fard

Helldivers is at least cheaper than most other games. I’ve been playing the crap out of it both with friends and randoms and having a lot of fun. Hoping I don’t lose interest once I get all the strategems unlocked, but just got one of the warbonds after grinding for the medals so I should have something to do for a while

This guy lemmy’in while driving what a champ

They are signs indicating that the road work you assumedly have just driven through has ended.

When I was a child, I genuinely thought that’s what these signs were supposed to mean. In my area they were kinda scattered around the place, oftentimes not even near a construction site, so I thought they were just random propaganda signs.

Took me a second too.

The words in the speech bubble are supposed to represent the average/ stupid movie viewers take away from a movie, while the top text (ie the text going “over the viewer’s head”) is the actual message that is being missed.

This meme is satirizing the format by switching the two locations, implying that the main message Mad Max is trying to get across is no deeper than, “living in Australia fucking sucks”

“Oh yeah? Well what’ll happen if I push this button and then turn all the knobs to max?”

“Everything will be fucked up.”

“Well I just did it. Now what?”

“Everything is fucked up.”

“Bet ya didn’t think of that 😎”

The reason they say this, is because using inspect element is going to give you a cleaner result 100% of the time with way less effort.

If you use an image editor, you have to worry about making sure all of the pixels line up properly, the right font is used, right font size is used, make sure that the margins are the same, if you make a small mistake you practically have to start all over…

Right click > inspect element > find the text block you want to toy with > type what you want > done. And it looks exactly the same as if it were part of the website, every time.

Different strokes, yes, but if I see someone cutting their food with a chainsaw I’ll at least make sure they know how a steak knife works.

Did you ever have a friend who would, no matter how many times they’ve already said it or how little sense it makes, always take the opportunity to say, “that’s what she said”?

I think it’s kinda like that, the guy on the left is trying to have a normal conversation but the person on the right here’s something that triggers their infested brain and they just have to blurt out the totally hilarious joke. This completely kills the conversation, and the one trying to talk is looking at his buddy like, what the hell is wrong with you?

Multi-billion dollar AI companies when they have to log in to see a post: 😯

There’s these which are prescription only, but you can also down a bottle of magnesium citrate as an OTC alternative.