Camera?

wakes up from coma…

scratches my butt…

goes back to sleep

How about the flowing hair on Lara Croft in Tomb Raider 2 and later?

From my understanding, they wanted to have that working for TR1 but missed the deadline, so Lara got a static hair bun in TR1.

Doesn’t look like an efficient intake setup.

Better put a skull cap on that knee, it looks like his brains are exposed.

I hate them. I wore through a brand new pair of them riding BMX flatland in about 3 days. Yup, just 3 days.

Shit for rubber for the soles, wears through way too fast. I have no idea how Vans can be advertised as sports shoes.

I give them a 1 out of 10, and the 1 is only because they do cover your feet at least.

Never again, now I make sure to get shoes that have the anti-slip yellow rubber soles, and that sure ain’t Vans.

Reducing screen brightness helps quite a bit on pretty much every device. Automatic screen brightness is a thing on many phones, that helps too, but that can be hit or miss on different devices.

Look, we don’t question the doctor’s orders around here… 😂🤣

And the third letter was open…

Oof, that ‘doctor’ handwriting…

It’s clearly the other side of the cock, obviously.

That’s why I don’t wipe 👍

We adopted a stray dog from our city park. It’s only more or less coincidence that it’s right after the 10th anniversary after my father’s passing.

I know my father would have done the same, he’s a really good pup, very well behaved and pretty smart too. I believe he used to be someone’s service dog.

I’m soon gonna turn 42 this September. My father passed away a little over 10 years ago ☹️

But guess what? Me and my roommate decided to adopt Brownie the stray dog!

Someone else adopted Patches as well.

I think you meant can’t

The valve is underneath silly.

It’s a subscription based water cooler, obviously.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

It’s a trick question. Neither the chicken nor the egg can cum, the rooster came first. Science!

I crush the wafers and snort them with Twizzlers like any normal person, don’t you?

Well shit, I thought it was a fart…