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Because it finds everyone that writes creepypastas about them, eats them, then erases everyone’s memory of reading it.
As the owner of a Jeep Wrangler, I feel both called out and proud…
In the old old days, this was referred to as “religion” and was used to keep “those people” in their “place”…
So Italy is trying to kick France in the nuts?
…seems legit. Carry on.
He knows his wife likes the meatballs, but isn’t going to order her own, so he eats two, claims he’s stuffed, and let’s her have the last one.
He actually is stuffed, because the ones she saw him eat were actually numbers 7 & 8 and she’s happy because she gets a meatball without ordering extra food.
So wholesome!
He’s an amateur, he typed out “ate” instead of using “8”!
Sadly, they would probably volunteer to be eaten so they could “own the libs”
Operating a computer used to be a specialized skill, you used to have to look under the hood pretty often to make things work. Now all that prep work is taken care of for you, so end users are further away from the partial techs we all used to be.
Dropping into a DOS command line to install software was a normal thing in Windows 95, now if you pull up a command line people think you’re a Microsoft Certified Technowizard™.
I have a bunch of coupons for hotdogs that I got years ago, because the were like $1 for 20 hotdogs.
The simple fact that she can hire better lawyers than him should have him scared that there’s actual consequences at stake.
It’s all fun & games until your shin muscles start to cramp as well…
I’ve gotten the Hamstring/quads combo cramp a couple times and falling over, screaming, and not being able to move is an experience.
You forgot weird.
He has Tourette’s.
You are now on HR’s “list” to be fired over something petty and inconsequential.
Cop: “I’m not wrangling Edward Penishands… Send the rookie”
This happens 14 times before Sgt Steroids shows up and takes the guy down with his buff eyelids.
Debating on whether he drops an N, B, or C first…
Is this why Trump wants to go there? The elections are already rigged, so he can slide right into a position of power…?
I just joined an instance that was towards the top of the list, I didn’t do any research into the difference between them.