Well she can just swallow a bird to catch the spider.

Call it the Trump is Great bill, there is no way he would veto that.

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So should we take bets on how long until they invade the Koreas again?

Didn’t everyone abandon them when RIM kept giving away their encryption keys to any dictator that sent them a request?

Sometimes she can almost hear him calling her name and saying please let go

VGA should have released VGA2.1 that is what all the cool display cables do

I thought the one child was trying to block the smell coming from the diaper of the other child.

I’ve been playing a bunch of Indiana Jones lately and keep finding myself going out of my way to kill every Nazi and fascist I come across even going out of my way to backtrack and get a few.

He delivers presents to poor people instead of making them buy them and “help the economy”

The US government hates anything that can perform math too fast.

God never addressed themselves as him/her. They referred to themselves as I am.

And then I noticed that she was sitting on…her…sweet…can…oh just thinking about that sweet can…

What about a politician who sexually harasses an employee and making that employee read their erotic interspecies fan fiction.

So now the show is going to be about the civil war among the care bears about the best way to fight negativity.

If the government just prints a bunch of money to pay off their debit then each dollar is worth less than before. Plenty of countries have done it and almost always results in hyperinflation. The simple way to understand this is say, everyone has a dollar so very few things will cost more than a dollar, but if you started handing everyone $100 bills then people will see the value of a single dollar as being lower and start charging more for their goods and services. There are other things that go into hyperinflation but this is the explain like I’m 5 answer.

Now the government is basically paying its bills with a credit card and businesses and other countries own the debt betting that the US will keep paying towards its debt plus interest. If the government stops paying then fewer countries and businesses will be willing to offer credit. And once you run out credit then you have to start printing more money instead of adding more debt.

Hey that’s the guy that successfully killed that failure Hitler.

Well I mean why is Mercury still a planet? It didn’t clear it’s own orbit, it just happens to be in an empty orbit.

I hope they weren’t in California, that stuff causes cancer in California.

Lay them out and melt some cheese on them