You must be right!

I’m so glad that we live in a world where the only thing that can’t be photoshopped is a blue check mark /s

Pretty sure that’s fake. Why would the yemeni military (who are in a civil war against the huthis) shoot down US drones (which are targeting the Huthis, not the yemeni military)?

Did the soup make a sound when the phone fell in?

Hm, obviously I don’t know why people downvoted, but one guess: “german” is historically someone who speaks the German language (as their mother to gue), and contemporarily someone who holds the German citizenship. So if neither of those applies to you, but call yourself German, one might assume that you subscribe to the view that there is a German “race” which you consider yourself a part of, which is not a popular view.

Thanks, hadn’t heard about it, seems like a good fit!

Actually… https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurocheque

(I never used one, but remember my parents paying with it at the supermarket)

Or an I problem, depending on your perspective

Until finding out about finite measurement resolution

Are you sure that’s not atlas? I thought sysiphus rolled a rock

Ah, coffee, the drink that famously makes people chill! 🙃

Do you mean in the first or second sentence?

Maybe it’s funny now, but just wait until a shark gets hungry and you get stuck in some cable below the sea

Wtf

Sounds like sth to be careful with… to bring back information that is missing, it needs to make stuff up

I suppose the sticker is a variation of “good night white pride” stickers. “Kot” is one of the many german words for shit.

What’s the IT?

You forgot to mention Alaska

etc

*groin

Beautiful image