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…now that looks like a fine place to celebrate my hundred-and-eleventh birthday…

…can i reposition my taskbar?..no?..then it’s not the f*cking same…

…they can’t just casually mention the alan-lee-designed elven throne set at its head and not show it!..

…always there are two: a master and an apprentice…

take all your overgrown infants away somewhere
and build them a home, a little place of their own
the fletcher memorial home for incurable tyrants and kings
they could appear to themselves everyday on closed-circuit TV to make sure they’re still real
it’s the only connection they feel

…well he’s not…

Don’t you think he looks tired?

Don’t you think he looks tired?

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…look, they could either drop a redundant L or add another hyphen: i fully support their choice, although in my opinion a better solution would be to reformat 3M PF-5030 and avoid hyphenating either entry…

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…here’s the thing most folks don’t realise: as a metropolitan area, austin skews far more conservative than san antonio…

_{(we actually meet in the basement of the alamo)}

As a European, the whole registering to vote thing is honestly one of the wildest parts of the US elections to me. It’s so unnecessary complicated and prone to errors/manipulation.

…what the electorate consider a bug the politicians consider a feature…

…from other fuzzy-liner crocs i’ve seen, no: it’s integral and just gets skanky…

…if you’re wearing socks you don’t need a fuzzy liner (and may as well wear full shoes)…

…crocs need ventilation holes or your bare feet will sweat and the shoes will get nasty…

…hey now, herpes was his own personal vietnam…

…we had spoons, they were broken; i text-message my mom a couple times per year on christmas and mother’s day…

…standard issue alongside steve miller band greatest hits…

…man, CNN jumped the f*cking shark way back during gulf war ONE; they haven’t merited the presumption of legitimate journalism for three decades…

…lest we forget: our global anthem…

…taylor swift’s public statement was a well-considered cogent refutation of false endorsements posted by the trump campaign, one which pointedly resonates your position and likely merits substantially more respect than you realise…