to be honest, I had to fight autocorrect to misspell charcuterie for the joke
to be honest, I had to fight autocorrect to misspell charcuterie for the joke
Yay I love chartut… the uh sharcutery… the meat and cheese on a board
I guess it’s fine gif you want to say it like that
I hope you get cited when they put this dialog in the next movie
How 'bout a little dollop of microplastics on my asbestos pancakes? Got a long day of work ahead.
NO THERE IS NOT 🤖
oh, you were concerned about a typo and not the logic behind their comment?
because ‘a’ vs ‘an’ is dependant on the first sound not the first letter. For some reason the “yew” in uniform counts as a consonant.
because… the person I was replying to was talking about it? The intent was to be funny, I suppose.
Apple users get the option to “react” to messages, adding things like 💜 or 👍 to the message. Since it’s not natively supported by other messaging apps, those users get a message that looks like mine instead of an emoji.
mossy liked “Apple, in an attempt to leverage social pressure to drive sales instead of actually providing…”
I had someone say they wanted me (as part of a conversation about preferences, not totally off topic) and it was honestly really flattering. I told em I was ace and we moved on. It was like seven years ago but I’ll cherish that memory forever…
the post is asking about insults. it’s not really an insult either but it’ll certainly make people feel worse…
I’m not huge or athletic but I probably weigh, like, twice as much as a goose. I get that they’re incredibly pissy and they have teeth and pointy bits, but I’m still betting on me.
my toxic trait is thinking I could win a fight with a goose
You should’ve known better, the moth priests have to train for years to use these
We should ban Mr. Bean movies too then. Rowan Atkinson should’ve opened his trap if he wanted his movies to not suck.
“I’m actually genetically pretty rad”
How so? Strong bones? Tolerance to disease?
There’s a settlement that needs your help, I’ll mark it on your map.
I’m starting to think it’s part of a growing Lemmy dialect