Dang, I have to get the bees again…

I am having a hard time understanding the CGI picture. Is she holding something brown in front of her or is like a potato emerging from her torso?

One of them is planning on fish for dinner

The other is planning on fisherman for dinner.

Kid easy. Teen hard. Early twenties easy. Late twenties hard. Early thirties hard. Late thirties easy. Nothing is supposed to be anything. Nothing stays the same. If you can’t fix your situation you can adjust your goals.

The dong protector/ lemon zester is always my favorite piece because it can obviously fill both roles at the same time.

You two better evade the San Fernando Police and get the cart back to the park or YOU’RE FIRED.

Long live the king!

Internittent Fasting is when you have breakfast eleven times!? When does the fast happen?

Anyone can shit in the sink. I am just disappointed that it is you.

Uhh… Are you sure?

Strength in numbers, Arisen.

You must also be poor and take on work as a sailor to afford the wedding.

Oh yeah. Thanks Wang.

Ooh look at me I’m a redditor “same poop knife story for 11 years” and how about some “and I also choose this guy’s dead wife for 7 years.” And now I am slightly less moderated, spooOOOooky. Enjoy these Jesus ads we are “serving” you. I once made a comment on the internet AITA?

I do question that. In fact, I asked the orb what the deal was. The orb said [apply sun burn to face and arms] and that was the end of the discussion. I find him to be firm but fair and when I step out of line he says [apply sun burn to top of feet].

I am sensing you got banned from something for some reason. I also believe you put files in some sort of catbox - maybe.

I don’t check every day, but I think the bot here never forgets to ask. I don’t want to share with it though. Y’know, Skynet became self aware in 1997.

We can solve all temperature related problems by inventing a new one and using the letter designation of “U.” Because F, C, and K are all missing that special something.

Removed by mod

Yes. Willem DeFoe’s descent into a crime filled life all started when he said “I’ll get you Spider-Man!” The gateway to evil had been unlocked and there was no turning back. Very sad.