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Aight imma head to my crib finna pop some caps yall
Aight imma head to my crib finna pop some caps yall
I can’t rally the ring, Mr. Frodo…but I can rally you!
Vegas now have triple 0 roulette tables
Stupid inflation!
Well, that’s a brand new sentence.
Funko pops are the herpes of civilization.
As someone who owns my own home, let me just say…me too. I don’t care if my house value goes to zero. I still have a house. I don’t know how anyone in the middle class can get into house ownership without crippling debt.
The only ones who should cry are the home-hoarding investors and landlords. Fuck em.
Is it weird that this turns me on a little?
They"re not my favourite, but they’re definitely #2
I want to get into his dreams all Inception-like and convince him that Greenland is the new Israel.
But not a Republican convention. Firearms are banned there.
But why?
With all due respect to him and his family, a jetski escape does sound pretty bitchin…i’m imagining him rocking aviator sunglasses, carving through waves with a supermodel in each arm.
Just use her mum’s maiden name
Fellas, is the Constitution woke?
So…gender-affirming hormone therapy?
Because they’re openly dissing their userbase?
You know, there’s a story in here somewhere. A monkey’s paw that only grants shitty-sounding wishes, but the side-effects are massively beneficial.
Donnie Darkroast