I’m a woman and I think about cooking and nail polish. There’s nothing wrong with wanting to eat nutritious meals and have pretty hands! Doesn’t mean that’s all I think about, or that all my thoughts are shallow.

I’m not attacking you or defending dumbass Vance, just pointing out there’s nothing wrong with thinking about stereotypically feminine things :)

Whatever mizu did, do the opposite.

Similar here. I don’t trust the algorithm and I’m not interested in outsourcing my attention and thinking to it.

Two of my favorites:

1. “Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country.”

2. “They misunderestimated me.”

Hey, at least he didn’t put mustard on a burger!

Holy Moses, half my age and hugging a huge cheese. #goalz

Sort of a Wes Anderson vibe here

I think I wanna be her when I grow up.

I bring a book and pace around in the water while I read.

He’s cultivating mass!

Sorry, I must’ve missed where you said that. Haven’t had my wakeup juice yet!

Was yours a total hip replacement?

Haha are you me? My sitting and sleeping styles are chaotic!

I had to really watch these positional restrictions for the first four weeks. After that I could ease back into a more full range of motion, but only to my comfort level (in other words, I couldn’t push anything and had to take it slooooowly). No running or jumping for the first 12 weeks. But now I can pretty much do anything I want. I do still have pain sometimes if I sleep in a weird position or if I go too hard in the gym, but more or less I’m back to normal. Certainly I’m better than before surgery!

My problem was called a femoroacetabular impingement, which is a congenital overgrowth of bone at the neck of the femur. It limited my range of motion (e.g., squatting was difficult) and led to a torn labrum (hip cartilage). The surgery was to sew the labrum back together and pin it down, and shave down the bone overgrowth. They did it all arthroscopically. I’m really glad I had it done, even though recovery was frustrating!

I talked a little more about recovery here if you’re interested.

Yeah I had hip surgery in March and these restrictions sucked. They were important but soooo hard to comply with, especially with sleeping. But even harder was not being able to lean forward while sitting - I could have no less than 90° between my legs and my trunk.

Aw, you just reminded me of something. My grandma used to wash out soup cans, then use them to bake small raisin breads. She would make several at once and you could freeze them. I don’t know where she got this idea but it was awesome always having these tiny raisin breads available :) especially if you don’t want to commit to a whole full-sized loaf!

The solar system, just to be safe

No visible means of support and you have not seen nothing yet

I love Obvious Plant