Republicans

Maybe you shouldn’t be seafood if you don’t want to be eaten by cats. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Gorgeous!

Do you not have a VPN?

Has to be Obvious Plant

Great job parents, now your kid will learn nothing from this teachable moment.

I’m 42. I owed about $88K after college (including one very expensive semester of med school in which I realized I didn’t want to be a doctor after all). In addition to my full-time job, I did a whole bunch of consulting work, which let me completely pay off my student loans plus pay for grad school out of pocket.

They didn’t even bother with a phase shift smh

Heeeere we go again guys… hold on to your jeans

ONE letter away from Nostril…

Fucking excel. Lemmy lemme tell you. At a former position my boss wanted me to make an economic model in excel. I begged to do it in R but no dice. Annoyingly VBA was the skill all other employers were interested in (in my brief foray into industry). I had a million sads.

Dude I live in the Philly suburbs and there are so many Trump yard signs in my neighborhood, it’s really depressing. Loads of Harris signs too, but there are way more trump signs than in years past. I don’t get it.

What about orange creamsicles?

You were the blue light special…

Lol yup!

Not as good as the Land O Lakes lady

Yeah that math works out

Dude this pic could’ve waited until your poo was finished

You gotta exfoliate your pits in the shower, then soap & shave. Nobody needs a nasty deodorant patina under their arms.

Rut roh… I’ve got three of them.