4. He has no sense of irony.

You know when you’re looking for a recipe and you get those long blog posts about “As a young lad, growing up on the farm, we’d often gather bargle nuts for the seasonal…” before finally getting you the info?

Well your post is like finding the recipe only. That’s it. That’s their formula.

This is how you bake fascist biscuits, no preamble.

You will only ever get the blog post version when actually talking to a conservative however.

Say what you want about Putin, be he’s a helluva spy.

He’s so good that when he got intel that Kiev would fall in 3 days, he didn’t bother to check the validity of that info and instead went on confidently to…not take Kiev at all.

So: I’ll say what I want about Putin. He’s a monster, a liar, a thief, an unimaginative, uncreative leader, a terrible commander, and a shit spy. Putin lucked out on a saving roll. Period. Don’t elevate him any higher than the mud he walks on.

Out of the two bow-tie wearing personalities why couldn’t we have Bill Nye?

Kin selection is still our most wildly popular drug.

Sigh. There’s always at least one of these things in every thread.

He’s good for absolutely nothing in this world. The only true altruistic path for him would be euthanasia and donating his water to the tribe.

Like a fat, orange, clueless, uncool Fonzie

You’re a bad egg, Vance! Let’s pray.

Hosanna! Praise Rang Dipkin!

The 80s movie robojox basically has this as it’s central premise, cept they were piloted.

Heavy, existential sigh.

ALL MAGA. TAKE THEM ALL. JUST A CONVEYOR BELT FEED SYSTEM ACROSS THE OCEAN.

Sisyphus would look on and thank his good fortune.

Don’t let’s ignore the searing hatred us gen xers have for this living example of retrograde evolution.

Lol 🤣 what a terrible take.

Shades of Wendy meat from Rudy Rucker’s “Ware” tetralogy

Thank you for your UNSOLICITED AND SUBJECTIVE OPINION.

After brief consideration, I have determined it to be of absolutely no worth to me, but your very singular wit is welcome to it.

Well I think we can all agree not to put you in charge of any important decisions after today.

Your pedantry is unbecoming of a 21st century person, especially considering the event is “The Olympic Games” not “The Olympic Sports”.

Who are these ice cream hating fools?!

Siemens furniture.