I’ve been forcing my thumbs up for years for nothing?!?! It looks like having your thumbs directly on the airbag is bad news but I was sure I’d have broken thumbs with my hands at 10 and 2.

Thumbs up on the wheel, not around it. Again, due to airbags.

I just keep clicking and it keeps working

Don’t forget my farts are down there too

Taxation without representation

It’s a great place to be from.

Good news for Boeing

He has other shit going on, yes, but Cavill left the show because the writers weren’t sticking to the source material.

Spagacos

Watch out for that boulder, Piggy

You could definitely eat it on those stairs

Gotta crush them candies!

I hope I can stay on top of that height requirement twice a year.

Maybe spell the insult correctly the next time you try to insult someone’s intelligence?

Where do I sign?

As long as the shower had a milk faucet

I know I deleted all my posts from multiple accounts before coming here.

Or…its the German word for children

Or just asking to see if they’re more successful than you

“If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear.”