Wouldn’t worry about him, then. He won’t engage with me unless I do well on a pop quiz.
Can’t catch a break
Wouldn’t worry about him, then. He won’t engage with me unless I do well on a pop quiz.
Thanks for the solidarity! But this is a Simpsons quote.
I have three kids and no sleep. Why can’t I have no kids and three sleep?
One of the few times I am rooting for Fred Durst.
Open inside
I remember when I had the girl with the tutu at bat. She would turn all the way around when she would swing. I tried doing that IRL and I never hit the ball.
It’s all good! I do really enjoy seeing these when they pop up in my feed so thanks for posting them.
Shenanigans! Today is day 77. ;)
Oh god dammit. That is very disappointing.
Goodness gracious great balls of fire
Oof I was hoping this was a joke about ordering a pizza from an app and the spouse didn’t like that they were only entering the security code and not the whole card number… Because the joke is about having the credit card saved. :(
That and the 3DS made it so equipping and unequipping the Iron Boots was far easier.
When the dinosaurs die, their bodies become the microfiber cloths. And we use the microfiber cloths. And so we are all connected in the circle of life.
Hopefully this isn’t unwanted advice, but I have also cut out a lot of meat from my diet and I started getting weird side effects. (Lost feeling in my hands and feet, got dizzy a lot, felt extra stupid.)
After seeing a doctor, I take vitamin B and D supplements and it helped a lot. If you can’t see a doctor, you might consider trying some vitamin B and seeing if that helps. Apparently lots of vegetarians and vegans take it too.
Get some Velcro cable ties or some twist ties or something.
Then you should bundle up each cable and categorize them.
Look at your specialized chargers. Do you still own the devices that those use? Discard if no.
Look in each category. If you have a lot of any one cable type, consider paring them down. Get rid of anything damaged. I knew someone that went crazy on Mono price and had hundreds of USB micro cables. They donated all but about 50 and they are still doing ok in that department.
Now for all of your strange cables, it’s a judgement call for you if you want to keep these or not. Does the value they give you (the possibility of needing them again and saving yourself the need to procure a new cable) outweigh the cost of keeping it (the space they take up in your living space or storage, plus the need to have to transport them when you move)? The answer to this is different for everyone. If you have a very small living area, the “cost” of keeping those cables is higher than if you have plenty of space. If you don’t care about technology, that space could have been taken up by something you do care about.
I know it can be a big undertaking, but you got this!
You didn’t have to cut me off
I knew a fellow with an over 7" penis when erect. When flaccid, it kind of went… Back in a little, like a belly button. A pubic button if you will.
You’re right not to worry about flaccid size.