Exactly! Make sure it’s a felony otherwise you might be billed for every day you’re in jail. Plus, a good enough felony will get you to prison for a good long time. Basically, anything with “grand” in the front of it.

Omg, he probably bought something off AliExpress

Bet he thinks himself to be a good Christian.

Nah. What’s even more fun is seeing George Conway run ads with messages like this on TV shows and channels that T**** is known to watch.

So, Cheeto-dick Chump sits to watch a golf tournament on TV and he ends seeing himself sounding like an idiot and being called weird.

How many newborns can we redeem at one time for the credit? Asking for a friend.

90% of the T**** supporters I know are just straight up assholes. The rest are confused idiots, some of whom are salvageable.

If you watch the rallies, especially Harris-Walz, they do discuss specifics about policy.

The GQP has engaged in name-calling and low brow behavior for a long time because it works. So many Americans are idiots.

The Democrats usually would take the “high road” but that did little to negate the attacks.

Walz decided he had enough and called a spade a spade, before Biden announced he was dropping out.

Guess what? Walz calling them weird worked. It forced the idiots who think they’re centrists to confront the reality of T****s campaign.

JD Vance wants to give parents extra votes based on the number of kids they have? That is weird.

It’s not low if it’s the truth. T**** is telling people that all the footage of Harris’ rallies are AI generated.

Oops! It’s actually Trump supporters generating AI images of Trump with African American women or even making fakes trying to portray Harris as an escort.

Which is a job that Lauren Boebert, expert public handjob giver and RepubliQan member of Congress, once had.

The Democrats aren’t making stuff up. T**** actually said his crowds are bigger than the one when MLK gave his “I Have a Dream” speech. They’re finally calling it out.

I volunteer as tribute from Utah!

I’d like to see Mar-a-Lago turn into Mar-solo-Mar.

Her mushic shpeaksh to me. She ish a grand institution in a death penalty.

Her mushic shpeaksh to me. She ish a grand institution in a death penalty.

Don’t give me hope. Actually if he could wait until November 6, that’d be great. The day after losing would be so sweet.

Ask John Travolta to check the closet.

There’ll be a carve out for oppressed orange people with over 30 felony convictions

She doesn’t realize that they consider all brown-skinned immigrants as the “bad ones.”

Hell, they don’t even have to be immigrants. They’re planning on deporting US citizens who are born to the undocumented.

They’ll probably pull some bs from the Bible about punishing up to the third and fourth generation.

I was wrong in that it has been used to describe right wing extremists but it does originate with the idea that these people would happily hop in a tank and crush any dissent. I realize I was very vague

In my mind, it made sense that anyone willing to use force (eg, a tank) to impose their violent ideology is a tankie.

Wants to brand and/or kill all atheists

Harris and Walz address those issues in their speeches.

What you’re missing is that the media isn’t covering those statements. The silly schoolyard BS drives clicks and, for far too many people, it affects their voting choices.

Walz, who spent years as a school teacher, understands the mindset of T**** and Shady Vance and is using their tactics against them in a very efficient way.

If you look at it from a teachers POV, T**** is the school bully and Vance is the nose picking stooge who desperately wants the same power and attention.

Yeah. He’s been like this for a while. He attended the Kirk Cameron School for Mediocre Actors at some point.

“Tankie” started as a general pejorative shorthand for “in the tank.”

MAGAs are tankies. Evangelicals are tankies. Every extremist is a tankie.

It’s just we generally only see the communist authoritarian tankies on here.