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I read this as “Erection Ejection” and for some reason that shit alone cracked me up, then thinking of Trump saying, “Erection Ejection!” cracked me up more. Well done, I needed the laugh.
I read this as “Erection Ejection” and for some reason that shit alone cracked me up, then thinking of Trump saying, “Erection Ejection!” cracked me up more. Well done, I needed the laugh.
I don’t know, a lawn with just a small portion mowed and the rest standing tall? That shit would haunt me in my own afterlife.
It’s old.reddit.com or nothing for me.
I honestly wonder if this has ever actually been the case.
That or “only following orders.”
Oh, but surely giving Russia that territory will ensure peace for our time! Now go home and get a nice, quiet sleep.
/Neville Chamberlain
It’s like when some places in the US stopped testing for COVID - no tests = no positive results = no COVID. Flawless logic.
I remember driving through Iowa and seeing vast fields of corn and learning that the majority of that corn was not even destined for human consumption. That kinda blew my mind.
I agree. Would I rather have no cancer? Absolutely. But if my body is going to crank up some cancer cells anyway, I’d rather have chronic (but managed) cancer and keep living than just cancer that will kill me.
Knew what it was before I even clicked on it. Well played, Madison420. Well played, indeed.
Sadly, recalls are not a thing in NC. Have to wait until the next election to vote for someone else.
I am but a simple human - I see a Fahrenheit 451 reference, I upvote it.
And I vote to remove all the Wisconsin Republicans from office effective immediately.
And my “vote” (likely) has the same actual power as theirs.