hold the phone, i need that in my life!

you should do a standup comedy routine because that’s hilarious

man, do I miss might and magic. I think imma play through Xeen again soon.

eh, it’s alright. Not as punchy as I’d like.

nah, i just like making fun of and annoying vegans. They call me slurs that are metal as fuck like “carnist” and “bloodmouth”, i love it.

fuck yeah

How do I block individual posts, because I’d like to stop seeing this one.

Fuck bond, the character and setting is played out at this point with too many mediocre movies.

no.

If this guy becomes an actor, I’d love to see him in a John Wick spinoff. Yes, let’s make him a super spy government spook (he makes that suit look good), but he’s trying to unravel the criminal underground and gets to discover just how deep the rabithole goes. His “successful” career up to this point has been taking down scapegoats. Everything turns sideways just before retirement, and the latest criminal mastermind somehow lets slip that the whole thing has been a sham, and he’s just a sacrifice to keep the alphabet agencies occupied. Thing is, he’s actually good at his job, and now he knows what he’s looking for. Retirement is going to have to wait.

no, you’re not allowed to like the old one anymore. You must buy the new one. No questions, only buy.

You won’t buy the new one if you’re still playing the old one.

I’ll give up my guns after the christo-facists give up theirs, not before.

I offer a rebuttal.

https://youtu.be/HNEzD5n6SAs?si=6G8MEGmUBoTtgJ3Q

Reminds me of land o lakes butter. They got rid of the indian but they kept the land.

be like me. Can’t become old if you identify as an immortal god to whom age has no meaning.

doesn’t stop my back from hurting through.

I am by no means an expert, but the test that was explained to me is that if you look at the famous tianamen square picture of the guy holding grocery bags facing down a line of tanks, and then proceed to side with the line of tanks, then you’re a tankie.

When I say that I am not an expert, what I actually mean is that I’m a random idiot from the internet, so don’t take anything I say as gospel truth.

I’ve only been on lemmy for a few months, and I’ve never heard the term tankie on any other platform. My understanding is that a tankie is a militant supporter of communism, who completely disregards (or is in support of) how every time it’s ever actually been done it turns into an authoritarian dictatorship (or something similarly unpleasant to live under).

My own biases exposed: I am an american, and most of what I know I learned in the absolutely fucked american public education system, which says communism = evil, because of the red scare a while back.

If you do some googling, there’s a wikipedia article on the subject. I’ve forgotten most of the content of that article shortly after I read it, I should look at it again and maybe it will stick this time.

You sound like a rational tankie, which by the definitions that lemmies have explained to me, would make you not a tankie.

I did not read the article. However, the headline really makes it sound like I’m supposed to think that paying for sex is a bad thing. Don’t get me wrong, Matt Geetz is a fucker and should probably be in prison, but we live in current year. It should absolutely be ok to hire someone to get your rocks off.

fifteen years ago, I was made fun of for asking how the xmen movies related to the mcu movies. LOOK WHOS FUCKIN RIGHT NOW BITCHES.

What really got my panties in a bunch was when the next bus after that flew by without stopping (an hour after the previous bus).

I’m so glad I don’t ride the bus anymore.

What’s really fun is when I’m at the stop (and had been for the past hour) and watch the bus go by without so much as slowing down. Then I have to call my job and explain that the bus skipped me.