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They appear armed so you will need to use a demetalization gun to rearrange the macroneurological circuitry in their central radial control system, slowly increase the volume and the voltage, but not the current or the pitch until they start having a cardiovascular cerebral extrution at which point you can pick them up with sterile gloves and clean them with soap and lukewarm water before putting them back in the case, cover the hole with Newtonian shielding until you can get a new case, be make sure you are quick, since the shielding is only able to last a couple weeks on average
Well that’s 9 iq points I’m never getting back
Russia and Belarus aren’t conservative, they are a weird crony fascism, when i say conservative I mean catholic neotheocracy (like Hungary)
No, i mean Poland, Hungary, Austria, Czechia, Slovakia, and Romania, if there was a war in Europe between Eastern and Western Europe, Belarus and Russia would already have been defeated
My predictions for this fall and beyond:
1: someone is going to win
2: the supporters of the other side are going to throw a hissy fit
3: China moves on Taiwan
4: US gets involved in asia, and russia tries to expand its influence only to be kicked in the balls by the EU or some part of it, possibly followed by a war between liberal western Europe and the conservative eastern Europe, Israel does whatever tf they want to the middle east
5: tens of millions of people die
6: US and China both end up breaking down under the weight of the logistically impossible war
7: both countries have a revolution and a regime change
7a: US ends with some sort of protofascist clusterfuck of a democratic dictatorship
7b: China either ends up with another authoritarian dictatorship but claiming to be something like the empires of old or a democratically elected republic that is rife with corruption from the start
Bonus: sometime somewhere russia maybe tries to take alaska but gets mauled by a polar bear with a 50 cal pistol
I hope I’m wrong, and if you think that I am, lmk why
I’ll have you know that for the past 16 years of my life i have subsumed off of nothing but raw puppy and avacado and i can now summon lightning, fly, and I have telekinesis
I use them every day (it’s the only way to listen music in my car)
Puts a whole new meaning to fucked in the head
Thx comrade i appreciate it
I’m no longer cutting myself every day, and attempting suicide every month, I’m so much better than I was, but I’m still so far from where i want to be
Not all artists do
Oh you are very welcome, anything else i can do for you?
Pog is like 3 years outa date we chillin with skibidi rizz rn
No if it’s not banned it’s mandatory, the gater demands a sacrifice
This exact thing happened to me like yesterday
He went to far your only supposed to make an s
Can confirm, I am the shit