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Fun fact: that famous “eagle screech” is actually a recording of a Red-Tailed Hawk.
Eagles sound like fucking idiots in real life
Fun fact: that famous “eagle screech” is actually a recording of a Red-Tailed Hawk.
Eagles sound like fucking idiots in real life
Fucking SAME. I bartended and served through college (my degree doesn’t pay well due to YouTube tutorials that have flourished in my industry, lol ouch) and after, and then finally at 30 I started temping in manufacturing, which led to me permanently hired at a huge company with ridiculous benefits, and am now a supervisor in engine assembly that will make 6 figures in 3 years.
I desperately wish I had gone into trade school when I was 18.
“But we don’t allow people to drink-drive, yet we keep putting them up in aircraft at 33,000ft.”
Aaah, so the problem is drunk pilots. I can get behind a two-drink maximum for flying a plane. Although, in “Flight” the guy flew a plane upside down hammered…so maybe it should be a two-drink minimum to get maximum innovation.
ETA: I prob should have added /s
I honestly didn’t know who to write down, maybe Barron? He’s heard of Trump, maybe he would actually want to give a hand to such a wretched soggy being? Or, imagine he might be invited to caddy the clubs behind the cart?
concerned family member shows up - “oh my God, is he ok??”
Aide, visibly shaken - “I honestly don’t know, I’ve never seen him like this…”
concerned family member - "is…is he out there right now?*
Aide - yes… I’m so worried, he is out there right now, just… playing golf, all day, every day… he needs to stop and confront his feelings and all he can do is golf sob"
CFM “earlier you said 27 holes… he must be exhausted just trying to cope…this is really bad”
Aide - “IT IS SO BAD PLEASE HELP HIM!!”
CFM - “God be with me, I will get him to come inside and drink a diet coke. Hopefully he will snap out of this madness…”
Aide - “…please…go with God!”
CFM - “God will guide me to him. Wish me luck!”
removes leather shoes, hops in cart, and speeds away through the green grass, nary a thought to use the given path… this is the most important rescue in the world. People say that it was the most important, maybe, probably, the most important, ever.
Don’t stop, don’t… stop… I’m about to… VOTE
My work cafeteria sells fish and chips but they are nowhere near as good as Fish and Chips :(
I know there is a community for fine sticks, is there a fine rock one somewhere in Lemmy?
Girlfriend:
[X] eats hot chip
[X] lie
Nah dude both sides are gross y’know?
/S
It’s just a weird detail for the author to include. It’s a “while I’ve still got you here…” sentence. It’s entirely unnecessary except to make absolutely sure that everyone knows that she is not speaking in favor of those abortions.
Ms. Cecil said that she wanted to make clear to the legislators that “abortion is not black and white,” explaining that every abortion is different. >
Maybe I’m reading into it, but this paragraph stood out to me.
I am embarrassed to say that I like thin crust papa johns, but only if it’s cold…? Although, I’ve only eaten it while hungover, so it’s obviously a crap “pizza” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That’s 100% true. Same with frozen. Sometimes I just want some air fried digornos, not anything that was made with love shudder
It’s best for everyone that we just accept that they are two different pizza concepts, and should not be ranked between each other.
Are we 100% sure he isn’t staying awake past bedtime on purpose? I don’t know if there is an argument to be made that because he didn’t hear the trial, they clearly need to hold another one … ?
Willy Wonka.
I hate the scene juxtaposition, everything feels like the whole filming process was struggling, the long drawn out portrait shots with weirdly sparkling eyes,… Idk. Even thinking about it makes me anxious
And grandpa Joe is the worst person ever playing a good guy in a kid’s movie.
Oh look. A two day old account.
Holy shit this thread
Meme : weird event happens at restaurant, only context is that man was hiding his actions for whatever reason"
ITT: FUCKING WIVES AMIRITE