All you have to do to get my money is let me be a pirate, a jedi, a ninja, or a samurai. My inner child can’t help themselves.

So how can Ubisoft be so terrible that I have literally not wanted to play their Pirate game, their StarWars game, and now their Ninja/Samurai game!?

Awww… Give yourself a little credit! If you were born the successor of a slave employing Emerald Mine fortune, you could fail your way up too!

So uh… Where are your mega millions then champ???

Borderlands 2, in the mission “Kill Yourself”

And we are very sorry…

What did Colorado ever do to deserve this?

I don’t get it at all… My best guess is that because OP once heard Darwin say “people tend to cue fights they anticipate in hopes it will deter the fight”, that OP somehow hoped by saying “a minor is not a child”, no one would have a fight regarding if a minor is a child?

But like, obviously it would cause the fight, so that can’t be it. And it leaves me with so many questions…

A minor is of an age that they are incapable of giving consent, so everything after is just linguistic debates pushed by pedos right?

What does Charles Darwin have to do with this at all?

How, in this case, are evolution and fight prevention related?

How is evolutionary based fight prevention and the definition of “a minor” related?

Can a joke be funny, even if no one gets it?

Edit: Shit, just got it.

As some point Trump is going to have to pick someone who hasn’t committed sexual assault right? Like, just statistically speaking…

Hey! Give Elon a little credit! He tried so hard!!!

How saying shit like this doesn’t immediately make someone think “are we the baddies?” is beyond me.