This post is making me reassess how much internet I use in the mornings

Nice. I’ve probably saved the world dozens of times now without even realizing it

This is awful and I love it

I saw this a while back - super inspiring. Absolutely top marks from me!

Why is that your first assumption

Ostensibly? I’m pretty sure he was president for four years. Does anybody protest that?

Isn’t this how we got trump in the first place?