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In his defence, the only argument he’s ever capable of making, this one included, is “No u.”
In his defence, the only argument he’s ever capable of making, this one included, is “No u.”
Works on contingency? No, money down!
Out of all the Garfield edits, I think the one where people replace the last panel with Garfield being defenestrated is my favorite .
The prompt said sad, not horror
Ducks have entered the chat
I.e. not as cheap as killing the planet with plastics. Sure, there are environmental costs, but we won’t see those this quarter!
Moderator straight up told Trump he could ignore the questions and spout whatever horseshit he felt like.
Archbishop? How do those move again?
I mean, that’s how quotes work, yes. I agree with your sentiment, but that’s how all news organizations do it.
Remember, Kif, in the game of chess you should never allow the opponent to see your pieces.
Lernin’s fer libterds
Misleading yet entirely accurate
Remember Kif: the fastest way to a woman’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.
Wolfram was completely indispensable for me during college. I always meant to get into Mathematica as well, but never got around to figuring it out.
“If you care about President Trump getting in the White House, you have to get all your friends and family, everyone you know to get out and vote for him. But you may also have to swallow down voting for that RINO [Republican in name only], horrible, shitty Republican you hate … just so we can control the House,”
If I’m understanding correctly, by horrible shitty Republicans she means Republicans who aren’t horrible or shitty enough.
AKA confectioners napalm
The standard fine for violating the STOCK Act is $200, but frequently the House Committee on Ethics and the Senate Select Committee on Ethics waive the fee.
The penalty is $200, but only if they feel like paying it.
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