‘According to people familiar with the situation’ lol
‘According to people familiar with the situation’ lol
Hmm I can see a pattern emerging here
“Massive cunt”
Looks like they’re coming along nicely srgnt
Yeah it took me an unnecessarily long time to parse this headline tbh. Partly got tripped up by the idea that ‘republicans against trump’ was some kind of group or organisation.
This headline is a fucking mess, man
The year is 4199. The English language has evolved past recognition of the 21st century mind, and the country of ‘America’ is part of a strange past known only through strange ‘metallic manuscripts’, and physical archaeology. Every year at the start of winter, the tradition of the ‘turnip festival’ takes place. Children paint a grumpy face onto a turnip (or its future equivalent) and set it outside. It is traditional for the children to write a list of ‘crimes’, of which the turnip is accused, and pin it nearby. Usually the list consists of naughty things the children themselves have done in the year past. After midnight, older children dressed in traditional red and black, with amusing wigs, march around neighbourhoods to ‘postpone punishment to the new year’ by tearing down the lists of children’s crimes, and leaving candy in their place. Afterwards the adults get very drunk. Nobody remembers the origin of this tradition, but historians theorise it could be related to an unpopular leader thousands of years ago known as ‘the turnip king’ who famously evaded justice through his corrupt legal system and connections to powerful oligarchs of the time.
🫨 don’t touch it I’m pretty sure that’s supposed to be there
‘…… who belongs to the far right ‘league’ party’ - well there’s your problem
Okay I was mixing Gabor mate up with someone else never mind
Look within yourself…… you know it to be true
“Okay it happened, but I didn’t know about it”
Next I assume will be
“Okay it happened and I did know about it, but it’s too late to do anything about it so it doesn’t matter”
“Hey guys do you want this cool wooden horse? It’s full of Greeks, irritated, sunburned Greeks, armed to the teeth and really really pissed off”
Incredible gif btw
Based af Frfr ❌ 🧢
Come on down, sweet Virginia
This sounds a bit like declaring victory in the war on drugs after shutting down one (1) cocaine operation
Maybe take a walk or have a nice hot bath 🛀
“Who could have predicted this”