Big Clam has been suppressing synthetic clam juice research for years

One day he’s just going to take his pants and shirt off on stage 😞

The thing about Ashlu Babbitt is that nothing of value was lost

hohoho… My friend you have fallen into the trap. By me responding to this comment about how nobody is actually discussing beans, we are now engaged in a discussion about beans!

Thus furthers our plot of packing bean related content into the algorithm. This is the only way to save our timeline from Skynet!

The whole state will be uninsurable which will begin the exodus. Subsequent hurricanes will eliminate neighborhoods that won’t get rebuilt. Then the ocean water rise will turn all their freshwater aquifers brackish ruining the groundwater. This is as the beaches are slowly taken away by the sea and coastal communities become ghost towns.

Florida is going down 👇 like the Titanic within the next 30 years. I too value natural land reserves but there are bigger movements at play to justify getting rid of conservative state leaders.

This guy is planning to make bank running the standard right wing grift of being yet another professional cry-bully who has been “woke-cancelled”

Save animals and switch to orphan-meat

Yea I’m kind of curious what their fuckup was specifically.

Like a hammer is better than a spoon for driving a screw but neither of them are the tool for the job

Democratic numbers man Geoff Garin, summarizing their analysis, stop saying, “We’re not going back.” It wasn’t focused enough on the future, he argued. Second, lay off all the “weird” talk — too negative.

omg 🙄 Geoff Garin is a dinosaur with a book of dusty mid-90’s “political wisdom” in his back pocket. Guys like him are the whipped dogs of the Democratic party who can only grovel towards “centrists” and push the Overton Window further right.

Geoff Garin must see young progressives as not even worthy of attempting to placate with platitudes because we will somehow offend the mythical “on-the-fence” boomers that Geoff in all his political wisdom has been relentlessly pursuing his entire life. He is the embodiment of the pussified towel-twisting Democrat who enabled the rise of fascism by taking off his hat and bowing deeply as soon as it entered the room.

I hope they put Geoff Garin out to pasture and nobody ever EVER trusts his political instincts ever again. If he is numb to the vibe and trying to reign it in then he’s overstayed his welcome and utility.

Okay but then men are allowed to fart openly and take our shirts off in the no-women section while they drink chamomile tea and read thought provoking books about how they are okay just the way they are.

He’s got a wet paper towel for a backbone. He’s just try-hard “choose me” man-Stacey

His $100m Spotify payday didn’t reduce his natural instinct to whore himself shamelessly because it’s not about the money, it’s about endless submission and being a spineless lil bitch

Marrying the first person you ever fuck and breeding uncontrollably only to become deeply miserable and unfulfilled in your locked down life is very human and not at all a good idea. Every success story of first love is a random aberration that fuels the myth that this should be the status quo.

Most people are a lot sluttier than that

It looks like a picture of somebody during a group dinner that they weren’t ready for except it’s actually a posed portrait

“Those people are all working against us, sir.”

“So who do we got?”

“Cynical self-interested assholes and weirdos who sniff bike seats.”

At this point Trump is the establishment choice for dyed in the wool assholes of whom there are many.

Op washed his balls with that spaghetti

Is that me?

I just keep feeding them mustard