BIFF

Okay, I won’t.

Had me up until the last sentence, then faith restored.

tf? You mean to tell me that there’s something billies can’t money their way out of? I’m temporarily impressed, right up until they do that, too.

Agreed on all points, friend.

I grew up in it, too, and now I’m a basic LaVeyan Satanist. gg authoritarian regressives!

Well done, friend!

Wow, who shit in that guy’s omelette

The fine person (commonly referred to as “Original Poster” (often abbreviated to simply “OP”)) responsible for having created the post we now comment in has stated emphatically that they are enamored with the services and experience provided by the online federated communications platform instance lemmy.world to such a remarkable degree that they have forsworn to consume, for sustenance presumably, meat-based sausages (shown in the photo along with the original poster’s post) commonly referred to in some locales as “hot dogs” placed within a type of baked bread most often referred to as “hotdog buns” (the two most commonly consumed concurrently and likewise referred to together as “hot dog”) (also featured in the aforementioned photo accompanying the original poster’s communique). They furthermore take oath that indeed, this simple but effective meal shall be the sum total of their repast for the entire duration of one 24-hour cycle. It is my most sincere wish that my explanation has, at least in some small degree, helped to alleviate your confusion regarding the matter.

Well, okay then.

Disregard that, the beta’s full atm

mlem beta for iOS works this way, too, you just have to download TestFlight to use it

Chief’s sayin they’re gonna guzzle mad glizzies cuz el-dub’s so litty-poppin fresh

^ This guy glizzies

Shave the whiskers off while the haggis are still alive?! I don’t mean to imply that you have little experience with haggis hunting, but core below, friend, what are you using to catch them? A container held inside an unfederated pocket dimension? The things could phase through mythril-latticed adamantium as easily as a gnat flying through one’s open front door! Next you’ll be suggesting I simply grab the bastards with my bare hands!

This is what’s better known as a thinly veiled warning…

Goddamn, that was a very tough read.

It just doesn’t fucking stop with these degenerates!

jesus fucking christ. The only thing that’s ever been connected to either the numbers 616 or 666… is Christians irrational terror of them, all induced by their book. GJ.

I sort by new.

Yeah, mainly for 18-24 year old demographic, most of whom don’t seem to care much about the news, anyway. Interest in news generally seems to increase with age, though neither of these two statements is strictly true.