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Cake day: June 10th, 2023

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  • Shave the whiskers off while the haggis are still alive?! I don’t mean to imply that you have little experience with haggis hunting, but core below, friend, what are you using to catch them? A container held inside an unfederated pocket dimension? The things could phase through mythril-latticed adamantium as easily as a gnat flying through one’s open front door! Next you’ll be suggesting I simply grab the bastards with my bare hands!