Remember how putin arrested women, old grammars and gramps for saying anything about the “military exercise” in terms of war?

Oh this helps!

Anyway, after I got a flat tire, I went around the parking structure with my box cutter slashing tires left and right. I figure I could fix my flat tire by testing flat tires in as many cars as possible.

Its a zero win. I would have eaten this because I’m vegan. Meat eaters would prefer normal meats. Now I go back to just beans. Fuck rather I won’t even say what I eat. That way the retards leading this stupid Rednoseance won’t ban whatever I plan to eat next. Heck you know what? I’m totally going to eat beef. The most expensive kind of beef and chicken. Yeah! Totally. I’m a vegan and I will go eat the most popular meats out there!

Oh I have a torch at home that I’ve modified to use map gas to increase the effectiveness of the pyrolysis procedure. It cures every disease know to man kind, ever meat too, even mushrooms for us vegans.

So that’s 8 total ministers.

2 ministers + 6 others…others ministers I assume.

Buy or make L.reuteri yoghurt or supplement pill. I’m treating my acid reflux with it. Its truly remarkable how good it makes your tummy and butt exit door feel.

Who was the last ruzzian asshole president to be tossed into a volcano? Yes it could be accidental and from the 5th floor so long as the body enters the lava.

Dumpster diving again there bud? …baker tosses in another batch of ever expanding stuff.

I asked if we could go to hell without tattoos:

Those aliens have incredibly fast ships. It doesn’t matter how fast you turn your gaze, they’re one step ahead.

Brilliant marketing campaign!

Gotta eat the L.reuteri yoghurt. It rejuvenated my stomach.

Oops…sorry!

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Maybe next time around?