Everybody in the world has Frampton Comes Alive. If you lived in the suburbs you were issued it.

Great riff in this. I saw an excellent tribute band a couple of months ago and this was in the set list.

Dredicus.

Dust. Wind. Dude!

That’s mesothelioma. You’re thinking of what happens when the doctor tells you you’ve got a different disease to the one you actually have.

Oddly, I think I’d like the opportunity to do something similar, if I could pick the media in advance. The same kind of vibe as Desert Island Discs.

Peppa Pig is the worst thing that ever happened, and not just on TV. We had a short run of it with my younger son and it was an awful time. Now we get SpongeBob and/or Pokémon and it makes me so happy.

A fellow old person! I’ll add Ocean Software and US Gold from the Commodore era.

“We’ve got plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are kinds of evidence.”

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday from an internet stranger! Treat yourself to something you like to do, you deserve it.

I use a variation of this to write music rounds for quizzes. Run lyrics through a translator then back to English and get people to name the song. My last round was called Korea Change (i.e I translated it to Korean and back).

Written by, and for, cunts.