Get a load of this guy, he thinks the general will be in grenade range of where the action is!

The day you make something useful like those “genocidal tankie scum”, I’ll contribute to you too.

Make something better that people want to use or shut up.

Gracias

Please also grace me with this python goodness.

It’s supposed to be the easiest wood to carve for beginners, and it does carve quite nicely if you get the right variety. I bought some poor quality basswood off a no-name Amazon brand and it was quite tough.

Basswood. Got it off a guy on eBay.

I think it will more convincingly look like Tux once he’s painted. (Hopefully)

Just the one knife - a flexcut roughing knife (KN14). I followed dywoodcarving on YouTube for the chick, and made the Tux by myself.

It’s actually supposed to be Tux, but I’ll take that :)

My wife loved it, thanks

Anything is sex with the right mindset.

Thanks! First time painting something in my adult life :)

This is that one. Putting flamingoes on it was a meme for a while there.

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Was riding my bicycle on a fence divided road in the center looking to turn, when a car drove past me and scared me into flinching towards the divider. The handlebar stuck in the divider and came to an immediate rest. My momentum took me over the handlebars and onto my face. Musta looked pretty goofy.

Haha funny name, but let’s see how much traction it will get.

It was me. I go to the planetarium to escape this planet. I have enough of it the rest of my life.

So show me something else. Or I’ll boo.

Chungking Express.

Lol all my fridge has is some condiments.

I didn’t mean to suggest that. Simply that he was a business man doing business in a capitalist society. If you lose the talent of your main chef, what do you do? You ride his name and legacy for as long as you can.

That’s just the world we live in.