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DID YOU JUST MAKE UP A WORD TO USE AGAINST PEANUT BUTTER
DID YOU JUST MAKE UP A WORD TO USE AGAINST PEANUT BUTTER
This comment sounds like it was written by a robot that cannot taste peanut butter.
Peanut butter is absolutely amazing. It’s creamy rich flavorful deliciousness. I really don’t know what this robot means by “peanut butter sandwich, optionally with jam”. That’s an insane sentence to read. What Eldrich Horror from beyond put those words together? It’s a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Peanut butter and jelly. It’s jelly, not jam, it’s NOT optional (otherwise it’s not a sandwich is it?! It’s just peanut butter on bread) it’s so common and beloved that it even has a nickname: PB&J
It’s amazing with a banana or many different fruits and pastries and milkshakes and sauces and just with crackers. Sometimes you open a new jar and just eat that first bite with a spoon before anyone else can because everyone knows that first bite tastes the best. Sometimes it’s sugary like Jif which is great and sometimes it’s not sugary like Adams and you have to stir it nuts it’s still great and sometimes the store has a machine that just grinds the nuts and you catch it in a plastic container and that’s great too.
It’s peanuts! Ground up into a paste! AND I LOVE IT!
Y’all are welcome over at thegarden.land we have a “growing” community
Well shucks! Y’all city slickers can come n join us at thegarden.land
I’d like an answer for that too
Thanks for the tip- I’m having the same issue. How do I ban those accounts? I can’t even tell who my users are
Upvoted even though I hate this comment
Right? It’s so uplifting too
We have a thriving gardening community at https://thegarden.land/c/gardening come join us!
I sure hope not. It does seem to be leaning that way, but it would sort of defeat the purpose of decentralization right? I guess you can’t change the course of the river. I started a small instance with a focus on gardening, and it’s growing slowly. I wonder if smaller instances would grow more evenly if they were focused on regions/ countries/ cities or with a focus on topics? Either way it’s interesting! We’re just getting started here. Things are going to change. I wonder what we’ll say a year from now.
Kind of like hashtag groups on Instagram or mastodon I think does that?
Got a great little gardening community over at !gardening@thegarden.land and we’re giving away free seeds to anyone who joins the instance !
Don’t make me go back there!
We do now! Simpsons shitposts-
Deleted my account, deleted the app! My thumb keeps looking for it on my phone, though. Poor little thumb, probably misses his old simpsons shitposts
We launched a lovely little instance today called thegarden.land : a garden bed where all are welcome to grow roots and thrive. Come join our instance and ease the burden on the bigger ones. Plus we’re giving away free flower seeds! It’s a win-win
This reminds me of a scene in the book Shogun where Blackthorne is asked something like “how could you possibly be excused for rebellion?”
“If you win”
I don’t want Trump to win! But he could probably weasel out of this mess by becoming president