More like sucking on his tiny mushroom cock nonstop. See, the media LOVES Trump. For most of them, it’s not because of ideology. It’s because he’s a headline buffet. There will always be more, it will always be more salacious, there is no bottom. Which is great for selling ads attached to what they write, film, and so on.

Biden? Boring. Harris? Booring. But Trump? Trump will always be a lalapalooza of insanity. And to the current celebrity media, that’s all that counts.

Sad thing is they’re gonna get us all killed with that shit.

“Not going to talk about couches”? Oh yes you are. You’ve been hoisted by your own petard, and you’re gonna stay up there till we decide to take you down (we won’t, you deserve it).

Look. Newsweek. People.

Here’s your headline: “Photo shows Trump lied about ear injury.” Just say what it is.

Why ask the liar to explain what he meant? He meant what he said, just like in 2020 when he said he would only accept the results of the election if he won.

There won’t be another presidential election if he wins. Not a fair one, at least. Vance will do what Pence wouldn’t; declare all electoral votes against Trump to be fraudulent. Make sure Congress gets to decide who wins, voting by state, with one vote per state. More Republican delegations than Democratic means Trump wins. Then the stooges on the Supreme Court rubber-stamp it. Dictator for life. With scarier people waiting in the wings for after he dies (Hawley is terrifying).

Emigrate now if you can.

Vladimir Putin bought the Republican Party, and they love his money more than their country.

yay

Hmm, good to hear both sides are wrong. Please, tell me more of this “both sides” principle.

Good morning, Israeli propaganda ministry! How’s the weather down there today?

It’s almost like this was the plan all along and none of them ever cared about the October 7 attack.

Wow, Kentucky racists accidentally did something good for once. Everyone gets a much better governor for the next 4 years because a bunch of hicks couldn’t bring themselves to vote for a black man.

A win is a win, I guess.

Exactly. He’ll never care until he goes to jail. Fining him is a farce. Especially since he’s on trial for fraud. If he pays the fine, it won’t be with his money.

Unfortunately for the Israelis, 0% of Benjamin Netanyahus think he should take responsibility for October 7. Public opinion doesn’t matter much when you’re spiraling towards a dictatorship.

“Taking matters into their own hands,” as in “considering options for suicide.”

“If you have a Twitter account, I already know where you are.”

Good attorneys won’t take him. Sure, he has money; but he’s notorious for not paying his attorneys. He’s screwed so many lawyers over the decades that nobody will work for him anymore because they know that, regardless of what he promises, they’re never getting any money. His lawyers have had to sue him on several occasions to get paid. So the only people who’ll work for him are these fascist bottom-feeders. And Trump probably prefers the quacks because instead of giving him good advice, they’ll tell him what he wants to hear.