I’m sure you believe that dear. Now shoo.

Okay Elon.

True. Say what you will about prop comedy but Carrot Top didn’t get famous because he was bad at it.

With that kind of naiveté it’s remarkable he even has a business to lose, but sadly, I have no doubt he’s every bit as stupid as he seems. I deal with a lot of very dumb small business owners in my own industry.

And yet he went with a full, big, heavy prop for a tired pun.

Never go full Carrot Top.

You’re telling me the guy who thought this was hilarious, isn’t funny?

Yeah, that tracks.

Edit: For anyone OOTL he walked into Twitter HQ with a sink and tweeted “Entering Twitter HQ - let that sink in!”

The reaction in the town of 8,500 residents may show the limits of support for President Donald Trump’s immigration crackdown in a majority Hispanic region dotted with fields of cotton, sugarcane and red grapefruit where Republicans made gains in last year’s elections. Cameron County voted for a GOP president for the first time since 2004. For neighboring Starr County, it was the first time since 1896.

This is what you voted for.

Donald Trump was reportedly “unhappy” and “frustrated” after learning Elon Musk would be briefed at the Pentagon in March on secret U.S. war plans involving China.

Who the fuck is in charge here? I mean, it’s obvious Trump sold the Presidency to Musk for the $290mil he spent getting Trump elected and as a result - out of prison. But it still needs to be said. There is nothing normal about a President being upset because he “found out” that an unelected neo-Nazi from South Africa is being briefed on war plans. Trump isn’t just the weakest President of all time, he’s a straight-up puppet.

Well, I don’t blame Canada one bit. We’ve proven to be shitty neighbors that can’t be trusted.

I heard they suck live

RHCP are mostly just horny for California.

Yeah, seems a bit misplaced. They were always a fairly bleak and moody band… and it only got darker when Billy Corgan started losing his hair, bought a synthesizer, and entered his Nosferatu era.

I’m just surprised it’s such a short list. I expect it’ll be much longer by the summer.

Or to put it more accurately:

“Schumer postpones book tour because nobody’s going to show up to give his duplicitous ass the fawning attention he demands.”

Edit: Some of you seem to have reading comprehension problems.

Good.

They’re crowdfunded through gofundme.

These were made by a group called Everyone Hates Elon. There’s also a second group called Overthrow Elon that create similar billboards.

Source via The Independent