It’s almost time for Spider Man in real life! Can you see it on the horizon? It will be outlined by the eerie red glow of spiderwebs.

The moon landing was actually staged. It has been proven that Kubrick filmed it … but he is a perfectionist and demanded it be filmed on location. He made Armstrong do 48 takes.

Go full auto in a stadium and it will pull up and you will shoot the ceiling, or it will pull down and you will shoot the ground and maybe your leg. You might get lucky and it will lurch to the right, you will either fight it to get it back to the center or let it spin you like a top. By the time you have fought the autofire back to center it will have chosen a new direction to pull … good luck. You will do this 2-3 times and then the clip will be empty.

Life is not a movie or videogame. Autofire really sucks ass unless you are an absolute pro at it and have a great deal of practice. Those who would put in that much practice with auto fire would be smart enough to realize that 3 shot bursts are way more accurate and waste far less ammo.

They are playing 4D chess: Dumbass, Disturbed, Duped, and Derpy are the four Ds.

You need to get this theory on YouTube as a video series. 1. It would be funny. 2. It may teach a lot of us why our kids just want to sit around on Roblox/Minecraft all day.

She would be like: oh, I see now, it grew. You have some guy named Don’s name on there twice.

The mag will be empty and there is no way possible that they hit anything that was being shot at. People that think fully auto weapons are easy to fire have never even seen one fired in real life. After 2-3 rounds it is already pulling to the side. They are not just inaccurate, they are impossible to shoot accurately.

Full auto weapons should be legal. Only idiots think full auto weapons are more dangerous. If someone is going to try using full auto during a crime all that will happen is the weapon will pull to the side and expend all it’s ammo in a few seconds. There is a reason why the military changed to semi auto/burst rifles as the standard.

10-15 is a bit old for patty cake to be cool.

Did you just dead name Ted? The nerve!

They wouldn’t stand a chance of doing this with the states, it would cause a civil war.

They couldnt even get it past a Republican controlled vote.

They have Republicans in office that were not even born in the USA. People forget asshats like Ted Cruz.

Hope in one hand and shit in the other, then see which one gets filled up first.

No, this is them making fun of mcdonalds

I would say he would sue you for that … but he is a pretty decent guy and likely just laughed at it.

The 1980s … articles like this brought to you by the same people that orchestrated the “Satanic Panic” and tried to ban Dungeons and Dragons everywhere.

Public record: Trump lacks intelligence.

Yes. Do the peons. Start from the bottom up.

Theoretically, if someone would have started harassing Hitler’s low level thugs when he first got started then it would not have grown. It wouldnt need to be murderous. Slash some tires, break some windows … remember these are basically starter nazis that we are discussing.

They wear masks for a reason.

Actually, yes it does. Habeas Corpus is in Article One of the Constitution. Suspending it without an act of rebellion or invasion is an attack on the constitution. Those attacking the Constitution should get the blue shell, and that always takes out the leader.

Be it Constitutional or vigilante, justice will be served.

This is fucking stupid. No one has the right to fake another person’s appearance in court. “We could have been friends” is lame and embarrassing. So stupid and lame.