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Hey, don’t kink shame.
Couches literally have more cushion for the pushin’
Hey, don’t kink shame.
Couches literally have more cushion for the pushin’
Omae wa mou shindeiru
At this point, Fido is going deaf from all the nonstop whistling.
Gordon: welcome to my fancy private dinner experience. What can I make for you?
Guest: I would like your finest grilled cheese sandwich please.
Gordon: oh fuck, oh shit!
Yes, that’s probably what it was. I’m using memmy on ios.
Ah, picture not showing up.
It was the meme of Goofy saying I’ll fuckin’ do it again.
I heard he goes for large expensive couches. More cushion for the pushin’.
Forgive me son, for I have sinned.
Maybe he was too busy with other types of touches.
Domo arigato Mr. Gaijin ❌
Domo arigato Mr. Roboto ✅
This is how we got the Herman Cain Award.
There is no war in Ba Sing Se
They met in a coffee shop and she bought him a drink spiked with an afrodisiac (yes correct spelling). Then while he couldn’t think straight, she tricked him and brought him home where she literally f’d his brains out. During this time she was whispering deep state woke ideology in his ear. After cumming back to earth, he was fully corrupted and became a deep state sleeper agent.
Then he got the covid vaxx and the 5g nano microchips got implanted in his brain and made him a deep state sleeper agent.
Well, most of those points are still valid. It would be insane to put him in a heavyweight title bout today. He wouldn’t stand a chance.
I would also like his kids and managers investigated if they somehow “talked him into it”.
No u
-JD Vance