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I use Textra
I use Textra
Your watch… does the charger plug into the USB, or does USB plug into the watch?
That theory might work if the data point labels didn’t directly correspond with the Y axis labels.
You can’t have your chocolate gold metal and eat it too.
I’d rather have a battery that lasts a week on one charge and can be replaced in 5-10 years.
My wife likes to talk while she’s making love. Last night, she called me up from the Holiday Inn.
This is why I pause after someone says “What?”
Then they look at me puzzled when I don’t repeat it.
The tin foil isn’t protecting her from the mind control chemicals in all that makeup.
He was a grown man! He had a beard!
I know! But I like the baby Jesus the best!
Dirtnapbrian 1 through 36 were taken
You think the cob is your ally? You merely adopted the cob. I was born in the cob… molded by it. I didn’t see corn OFF the cob until I was a grown man. And by then…it was nothing to me, but FREEAZING!
The cob betrays you!