Ok, just in case anyone else had the same thought, this is not the podcaster and oldest brother of Travis and Griffin McElroy. This is just a dude that does sick commissioned art.

Well, for one, the 18 deaths I imagine are only the ones they know about. Like most info that puts them in a bad light, I don’t think the IDF would be very forthcoming with the actual numbers.

I’ve heard there have been studies that indicate that in some part modern allergies are our bodies directing an evolved immune response that we once needed for all the parasites we constantly carried. They gave parasites to people that had certain food allergies and suddenly their food allergies were just straight up gone.

https://www.science.org/content/article/got-allergies-blame-parasites

https://healthland.time.com/2012/04/18/doctor-infects-himself-with-parasites-for-health-experiment/

Is this the bite of 87?

I heard he pees his pants because he likes the warm feeling on his legs.

Mf telling us to stop framing cauliflower in the context of different food n calls it albino broccoli, smh my head

Imagine unironically using the words “good thing” to describe a number of civilian casualties above 0, let alone above half of total casualties.

That’s wild man.

Civilian casualties of war aren’t just a statistic. Those are real people that just wanted to live happy lives. Less than 1% of any number over 100 is a number I’m not happy about, and anyone with a heart should be furious about the number of civilians dying in Gaza. Especially when those numbers are such a high percentage. If you can’t fight a war without that kind of casualty count, then you either don’t fight the war or you accept that what you are doing is a genocide, not a war. IDF has very clearly made their choice on this.

How much of that is because there just aren’t as many left for them to kill? If they started out at non-combatant numbers above SIXTY PERCENT that means they were killing more women and children than anyone else…

Eventually that pesky problem of killing non-combatants just fixes itself when there’s none left to kill, doesn’t it?

Oh man, I feel your pain… I was in general customer-facing support for three different enterprise security/identity service providers from 2014 until a year ago. That shit was torturous sometimes. Now with that third of those three I’m the dedicated guy for just two of our larger customers and it’s fuckin great compared to that. Always dealing with the same handful of very very competent people is so refreshing.

Over/under on how many days til they start bombing Al-Mawasi?

ETA: again. Start bombing Al-Mawasi again.

shit

Broccoli and lutefisk, why do you ask?

My cats straight up have the world’s nastiest farts

Is bottom left’s name “Love Chaos”? Lmaoo

Honestly, homebrewing becoming a mainstream hobby would be pretty great, I’m always interested in trying a beer someone else brewed and it would probably make sourcing ingredients a lot easier if there was enough of a demand to necessitate a local shop in my area.

Excuse me but we all know what the Best page in the universe is.

No trace of any reason for the firing to be found in the article, both sides at the time of publishing have been silent about it.

Strange. Hoping it’s something shitty Marvel/Disney did, would be disappointing to hear DeMayo did something worthy of being dropped suddenly like this…

I can relate to not wanting to throw something away if you can just fix it, but I guarantee you will save yourself a lot of time and stress if you just go down to your local thrift shop with a kitchen section and pick one of the dozens of spatulas they will have for like $0.50.

The last thing you want is the mess and possible pain of your repaired spatula breaking under the stress of lifting a hot, oily food from the pan.

… What is antisemitic about an octopus?

There is a light af the end of the tunnel for Joe and the rest of Elan in this story. It’s not a perfect happy ending, but there’s plenty of positive by the end.