I’m shocked I’ve never seen this meme format satired like this before.

They’re trying to say the set dresser bought one of the for the show.

Ha! That’s amazing! Some of the best props are just weird looking shit that we’ve had for decades.

Speaking from an American POV, that’s probably because parents would still rather commit seppuku than be open about human sexuality because they are prudes and cowards. Gratefully my parents weren’t that way but my friends weren’t so lucky.

Uh, no. I own a-- Actually fuck off.

Hahaha really? I was joking. Murica was playing the long game I guess.

Should have bought American. Other than Boeing. Sucks to suck.

-----> /s <------ There you go. I was joking Lemmy. Learn how to read between the fucking lines, tankie neck beards.

That could be cool. What would also be cool, in the same vein is if it was mimicry/imitation. Like if you got up close you’d realize the boobs were an optical illusion on top of some kind of scale protrusion. In fact most of her was mimicry and she just was a big ass lizard. And not even female lol.

What I’m trying to say is that I love the Guillermo del Toro creature feature Mimic.

Yeah that logic checks out. Nevermind, sorry for bothering you.

Me being upvoted a few times makes me suspect people don’t realize I’m being facetious.

I think I’ll continue to have a bad time on Lemmy, for $500.

Yes, Elon Musk is. Not some random car owner. This all feels like bullying to me.

Of course we constantly shit talk about him, it’s what we humans do.

I pretty sure that’s almost verbatim what one of my bullies said about me, who also isn’t Elon Musk incidentally.

Just rip on Musk, not his customers.

“How did you evolve mammaries? Does that mean you don’t lay your eggs? How long does it take your children to mature? Do you nurture them the whole time or less than that? If you and I had sex, do you expect pleasure or just fertilization?”

early Nine Inch Nails

Excuse me? The Yakuza got beef with the middle and late NIN eras? Get fucked! I’ll kick your ass for such bullshit! Online! Only…! Online!

I swear Lemmy acts like anything shitty happening to a Cybertruck is like it’s Elon’s personal car getting fucked up. You’re being trendy. I fucking hate that guy too but is this really funny or meaningful?

Why don’t you just nuke every city in America because we all use Amazon and Bezos is a megalomaniac, evil bastard? Post it on Lemmy and laugh because we all deserved it for supporting him.

My favorite thing about arguing with racist Europeans is that they are CONVINCED they aren’t racist, even though they literally just told me that Syrians are disgusting people who need to go home. Or this totally true story you just said.

If you are starting to like a European, especially a German, make sure to ask them their opinions on Syrians and Turks. Their answers may surprise you!

They sure as fuck surprised me 😰

I’m disgusted by gargantuanly fat people. Large people, I am not. I came in here to scold OP and Anon for posting this in the first place. But you made it about yourself.

Now get your last word in that I’m going to ignore.

Now I understand. You’re projecting like crazy and insecure about yourself. You should have just let it lie. I’m not healthy and shit, nor even obese. I’m just slightly overweight. I wasn’t making fun of this person and I don’t want everyone to “join in”. In fact I said the people who take creep shots and post online to make fun of them is evil, despite my internal-exclusive thoughts. I was trying to make a point that says “just because you don’t like this, doesn’t give you the excuse to be a sick bastard.” Then you fucked it up.

Morbidly obese people like this make me want to throw up. They sicken me with how weak and pathetic they are.

Now, please, express yourself some more.

It’s none of your business what people think in their head. I know your mind isn’t squeaky clean.

Fat distribution is completely different to different people.