I… I WAS KIDDING!

I would say you have no idea how weird it is having people act like you’re famous just because you have a large meme collection but I’m fairly sure I’ve told you and why you said that, you ass

Good because I have a video of you watching The Joe Rogan podcast and verbally agreeing after sustained laughter. You will pay me $416 immediately. No that number isn’t specific for any reason. Send soon or I send the video to your family and post to /c/holup. My linktree and Kofi is in my bio. Chop chop.

And that he did.

And do you know what? In payment for that, I’ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.

Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN

None of you people are funny and I hate you

I try my best <3

I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

That’s about 9 days worth of notifications for me.

By god! You’ve done it!

Zero so far. Am sad.

Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

Too bad. We’re here, we’re queer, show me your

COCK

I will report it to the shitpost police

Enjoy

Hey I can always record you something specific if you want lol

Edit: Too late

I’m glad my dulcet tones can stalk your nightmares for years to come, buddy <3

Oh you misunderstand, my favorite fellow Canadian. He’s using the force to stay in position to breathe it in more deeply. The Dark Side…

I am becoming increasingly sick of seeing the word ‘deport’ being used by Republicans who are suggesting revoking citizenship and a banishment. It’s exile.

Exactly. Like with TenForward, I made it specifically to get away from abusive admins of another instance. Fine. I knew that was coming. But being left stood there like “Wait why can I remove other peoples posts” is just so fuckin bizarre. I don’t know if Lemmy ever added an update notifying you you’re a mod or anything. Maybe something in the automod. It is a bit nuts that you can just be dubbed mod lol

Feels like it occasionally. You know why I’m the mod of /c/Gay@Lemmy.world? Because when I started posting ages ago, I posted some memes in /c/Gay. The mod there just went “I don’t wanna be mod anymore” and randomly added me as a mod and left being a mod himself. No warning. Found out a couple days later noticing the M next to my name.