Next time change the delivery to a postnord delivery box. Most of then are pretty close to housing, and you can pick it up any time you want

Has north Korea started marketing themselves on lemmy?

They should be wearing JEAMS

Bean jeans

I see beans, I upvote

Furries unite!

Jeez why so many cans? Is the country getting ready for war?

What like brushing your teeth or showering?

I added it mainly to insure myself against people who get offended after not understanding a joke

What steam punk yee ass people are you… It’s the electric age you bafoons /s

How cheezy of you…

Döner mann made me laugh out loud, and now everyone in the bus is looking at me. Help…

The more lines you add in a program, the more stuff can break which is what I assume happens with excel when it thinks something is a date.

Spreaking from experience, my code is in a metaphorical sense a building that is built to lean towards the wind, but when the wind stops, the entire thing collapses. I assume that’s how excel’s code base works too.

Why does the map look like a screenshot from a VHS home recording?

I think that’s age and not length

Pov: the GTA 5 ai when I park my car on the highway

What!?

So a couple of months ago, I saw a bus with a sign that said “fisk og porno” which roughly translates to fish and porn. Turns out there’s a fish market in Norway with that name that does other things after closing hours…

Maybe building one yourself might be a good idea. I found someone’s old desktop with an 8th Gen i7, 32gb of ram, mobo and Gtx 1070 gpu on the side of the road while on a road trip. Thing was sitting in the rain and slightly rusted, but when I cleaned off the corrosion, stuffed it full of hdds and set it up with truenas scale it’s been running flawlessly with an uptime of almost a year. Been running like that for about 5 years now with the occasional maintenance.

Biblically accurate angel

Idk who needs to know this, but in Norwegian “runke” means to jerk off. “runk” is the word you add a prefix to in conjugation to get the different inflections

• runke - jerk off
• runker - jerking off
• runket - jerked off

Etc…