Pot, black, says Kettle, silver, is ‘black’.

He seems to have a pretty heavy stake in pump & dump crypto schemes too

There’s no way Elon is as rich as Bezos lol. Does he claim to be the richest person in the world?

Edit: that’s crazy, like literally I’ve never used anything Elon’s companies have produced, and pretty much the whole web uses Amazon web services. Are emerald mines really that profitable? 🤣

But then how will we criminalize a massive swath of our population and fill up all of the for-profit prisons?

“Mission Statement” off of Mandatory Fun is totally a style parody of Crosby, Stills, and Nash. Pretty funny too, because it takes the sound of a free love hippie group from the 60’s and uses it to ramble off a bunch of corporate buzz words.

I could see it being a straight parody of their song “Carry On”, but Al usually sticks a lot closer to the original arrangement when doing song parodies.

Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys

Supermassive black hole in my ass

Whoopie pies aren’t pies, it’s two cookies with frosting between them. Source is I am Pennsylvanian

What if his head just, like, did that

WHY ARE YOU DODGING THE QUESTION?

Still waiting on that Trump health plan

Maybe don’t make your whole political strategy about tearing people down and try to actually run candidates who are better in some measurable way

I’m not one for conspiracies or whatever, but I do worry about escalation. I’m not worried too much about the cops themselves, most of them are just bullies and not that bright. I’m worried about who the government sends when the cops can’t contain a situation.

Except maybe to prison 😅🥲😢😭

Oh Don Piano

I mean, who do you think bought them the flag? 🤷‍♂️

Do I have to drink my own urine? No. But it’s sterile, and I like the taste.

Jokes are usually more clever 🤣

…Can you burn a Luigi board?