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My dad STILL plays this song all the time lol.
My dad STILL plays this song all the time lol.
How dare you insult the edwards!!! There might be a army of weebs invading your house in the next week…
This is past shitpost lol. Its almost in facebook meme land.
Who’s job is it to breed anime girls and where do I sign up?
I came here to quote George Carlin but you beat me to it 🤣
What doth life?
They will grow up to be a great memer
Now I want to try. Thanks again lemmy 😭
As a kid? So everyone else isn’t still trying 💀
Beware of man with never ending hobby budget
You could instead have a solar panel, light laptop with lots of nudes, and a printer. Source out the ink and paper from office buildings and trade nudes for stuff.
It is indeed a joke
“I would argue that masturbation is the human animal’s most important adaptation. The very cornerstone of our technological civilization. Our hands evolved to grip tools, all right—including our own. You see, thinkers, inventors, and scientists are usually geeks, and geeks have a harder time getting laid than anyone. Without the built-in sexual release valve provided by masturbation, it’s doubtful that early humans would have ever mastered the secrets of fire or discovered the wheel. And you can bet that Galileo, Newton, and Einstein never would have made their discoveries if they hadn’t first been able to clear their heads by slapping the salami (or “knocking a few protons off the old hydrogen atom”). The same goes for Marie Curie. Before she discovered radium, you can be certain she first discovered the little man in the canoe.” - Ernest Cline
I have these kinds of thought all the time lol
Bruh, this should have gone in !pissposting@lemmy.world
I have a lot in common with raccoons then
Small pp power