SeductiveTortoise

I don’t care much about any of those three. But if they get into a fight, I hope they all die. At least financially, but some broken bones would be nice as well.

And not only is it easily possible to set up your own, private cloud on your own metal with open source software, this software is at least partially funded WITH DUCKING EU MONEY, WHAT THE DUCK?

"All your data can be investigated by a corrupt, fascist regime. "

“Nice, here’s more of it!”

I would say it’s the Rupert Murdoch of Germany, but potato / potato.

I’ve never been blocking ads of Axel Springer, because I’ve been blocking all of their rotten publications. Get bent, you assholes.

Everything is bigger in Texas, including the clown shows.

Thank god the rest of the government is absolutely perfect 😐

Dear Americans. I’m sorry, and I know not all of you are idiots. But I’m starting to run out of fucks to give.

I don’t care much about children, but I live next to two kindergartens (is that the plural form? It would be Kindergärten in German) and one school. I’d really like to avoid them on my vacation. My solution is to avoid all people, but that can be a bit lonely.

*jizz trio

Hey, we did speak out and most of us didn’t shut up since. Fuck EA, VW, BMW, whoever tries to push microtransactions.

Ugh, imagine blowing into that ugly thing 🤢

Arm in to the shoulder, using him as a puppet.

Thank god I got it out in time.

Windows sucks balls.

Like a fiddle.

I have to use windows at my new job, and I hate it so much. Have I said that in the last few minutes?

I’m not trying to, I want to boost my confidence!

Who defines the sexiest man alive? I think I’d really deserve it. Not because I’m that sexy, but it would really boost my confidence.

“Did i tell you about my latest obsession? You’re going to love it!”

oh god, this hurts my soul