As the great Philosopher and Entrepreneur Craig Jones would say “Bye Felicia.”

Mighty big words for a bought and paid for lackey.

Brother Zelenskyy if you for one second buy anything Russia or the USofA comes selling them old son I have a hell of a deal for you. For just 2 billion US dollars I will sell you the DFW Metroplex. That’s two separate cities that got combined into one because Fort Worth is not very big and some of the old oil men in Dallas were jealous of how large Houston is. Now I have only owned it for a few years and haven’t gotten the title switched over yet but, my son, I will sell it to you cheap. You send me that check and I will leave the keys under Waxahachie and you can just move right in. I will get the title worked out next Monday and mail it to you. Believe you me, you can’t beat this deal with a broom. Just make that check out to cash, I am between banks at the moment. Bless your heart, it’s been good to see ya and mighty fine worken with ya. I hope you have a blessed day now ya hear. I’ll keep my eyes peeled for that check now. Adios there hombre

The one they pay not to.

So first things first man, if you have gang ink they photograph that shit and validate them. He was arrested in 2019 so, show me his ink and the photos they took of it when they arrested him.

As the Cardinal spoke to him Vance listened to the carnival music that plays in his head and thought about all the sexy historical couches the Vatican houses.

Do you mean Ron Vara?

Shit, I thought he was dead.

The best the media can do is agree that no cuts were made and then post an article about how checks and balances keep aircraft safe.

It gets pretty ripe listening to guys bitch up one side of the mountain and down the other about how the Libtards are screwing them over. Then praise a guy who can’t get un fucked long enough to show up to a veterans event because it’s a golf day but in the same week ask for a 4-mile-long military parade for his birthday.

If they train with local police they can skip all the threats because they will have shot you just before they shoot your dog.

It’s always the guy who did everything he could to dodge the draft who treats veterans like some sort of lesser being because they didn’t have the cash to get bone spurs.

And my fellow veterans eat his shit like it’s made of butterscotch and diamonds. Fucking pathetic.

They say light-skinned Indians are Italian-level white now so…she’s half right I guess.

No, she’s white.

It gets better and better every day. Holy shit I couldn’t write this comedy. If it weren’t real life I would be rolling.

Patel is in charge of the ATF and the FBI. Can’t hack both jobs, ghosts the ATF.

These chucklefucks remove Patel and instead of finding someone from the 4-mile long list of law enforcement officials qualified to run the ATF, they pick the Secretary of the Army. Who also has a full fucking time job as Secretary of the Army.

I am sure this will work out great, what does the Secretary of the Army do anyway? They both deal with Explosives and firearms. That’s 2 out of 4 yeah?

Jesus Christ.

Nothing says confidence in what you are doing more than flip-flopping.

Why would he? In his own words, they are all over here kissing his ass. That’s how delusional he is.

One of the most pressing issues in the United States today is the glaring deficiency of mental health facilities. It’s a delicate balance, though.

On one hand, the need for spaces where individuals experiencing psychological crises can receive structured care and therapeutic intervention is undeniable. The availability of specialized treatment and crisis stabilization would alleviate pressure on social workers, emergency responders, and the broader healthcare system. For those unable to function independently, such facilities could offer sanctuary—an alternative to homelessness or incarceration.

On the other hand, the financial burden cannot be ignored. Maintaining these institutions requires substantial investment—not only in infrastructure but also in the recruitment and retention of trained, compassionate staff. Then there’s the darker side: systemic abuse, corruption, and weaponization of psychiatric commitments. Historically, some have exploited these systems for personal gain—imagine a contentious divorce where one spouse seeks to have the other institutionalized for convenience. And we mustn’t forget the horrific abuses that plagued mid-century asylums: overmedication, dehumanizing treatments, and the lobotomy epidemic, which turned healing centers into dystopian nightmares.

Even today, a visit to a poorly funded assisted living or skilled nursing facility offers a sobering glimpse into what happens when profit is prioritized over dignity. The truth is, we live in a society that often lacks empathy—where people, like products, are used and discarded. Until our culture shifts from commodifying human life to valuing it, the potential for harm in reinstating mental institutions may outweigh the benefits.

Just my two cents—but I think it’s a conversation worth having.

What is it with these shitbags and card metaphors?