Can’t have sex with it either.

Have you tried changing the filters?

I would watch that.

Passing the controller around the room playing God of War 3 on Wednesday nights.

I always go six minutes. Fight me.

I’m here for the same reasons. I’m still figuring it out. So far so good though.

I’m mired in grief and loneliness. Where’s my massage? I guess I’m not eligible.

It’s not shitty, out of control weeds, babe. It’s a Japanese Micro Forest. Get with it.

BAM! Herpes

So brave